shayyy🧚🏾‍♀️

like someone said, 'we're all sinners, relax'🥴

[tha real slim shady @rvulykcul]

thinking bout my last makeout session. i should have cherished it more.

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[𝒮𝑢𝒮𝑢 @FAIRYYG0RE]

no condom forever! or whatever black panther said

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

the only women who fantasize about being a sahm or a housewife just havent made enough money yet. there is nothing like making your own money and having nothing being able to stop your show

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I’m Titi.

[Andrea @iamAndreaWalker]

Dear @Delta,

case number is 21198432

My 14 year old daughter made it all the way to Ghana, only to be sent back to the U.S. because her passport had been accidentally discarded from her tray while she was asleep. Before her return flight, she told your staff exactly where

[ryry @whyeatbeansyo]

itched my eyebrow and scratched a hidden pimple

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Don’t know why you guys don’t like doing nice things for your friends and families.

[Maya ✨ @sparkly_vibe]

This is why I stand 10 toes down on dating good looking men because even if they play in my face I can justify it with well he was really hot lmao

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Girl the wall is rehearsal for your chest

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why does no one care about the fact that we're projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y'all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[lys @brnacctxo]

Zach

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

POV: When you finish a show that was lowkey part of your daily routine and now life doesn't feel the same.

[☭No Fascist USA ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

Look at us boycotting lettuce because the lettuce can hurt us. Imagine doing that to everything that hurts us, like wage slavery or fascism

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

We are just straight fucking the Earth up

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

Nobody talks about how we're all paying $15 for sandwiches now and just pretending that's normal. Five years ago that same sandwich was $8. The price doubled and the only explanation we got was "supply chain issues" which apparently means "forever."

[BONOLO @nollywould]

you can physically feel the pain in your heart
you go to sleep with it, you wake up and you have like 3 seconds before your brain remembers you’re heartbroken and you carry it again. everyday for like 6 months

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

feeling like a stranger to someone who was once closest to you