Wacky Chewbaccky

You probably think I'm the Greasy Strangler.

[Wacky Chewbaccky @senatortravis]

@djslackx Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle.

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@ScottAukerman Why don't they just staff up on a sitcom?

[Ryan Knopp @KnoppRyan]

Happy day for me. Several people I care a lot about got the COVID vaccine today, overcoming some hesitancy. What do I say to my patients who are unsure about the vaccine? This:

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@steaminghottake @JulianMagni @jtimsuggs @rianjohnson "objectively"

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@AriLamm @ScottAukerman For a moment I thought she was going to tell Scheider that he had "lifeless eyes...black eyes like a doll's eyes."

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@TimBurga

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@TimBurga Bummer. I'm sorry.

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@TimBurga Other gasoline storage suggestions: bathtub, toilet tank, ice cube trays, washing machine

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@TimBurga Pine trees are wily. They bide their time until under the cover of a storm, they break themselves in half and crush you in your sleep.

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@TimBurga Hot Les...lie Knope?

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@katemonkey @girlin4colors Part of me really did expect him to work the word "flesh" in there somehow.

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@jonfavs @dave_filoni Thanks guys! The Mando has got me more excited about Star Wars than I've been in long time...a long time.

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@KenPlume I just finished listening to your week on @StarWarsMinute and I really enjoyed it! Looking forward to checking out your podcasts!

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

So I draw a pentagram on the floor ok?

AS A JOKE!

And I read The Bible backwards alright?

AS A GOOF!

And for everyone wondering “Did he use rooster blood to draw the pentagram?” Yes.

FOR FUNNY’S SAKE!

Well I dunno how to say this but...

THERE’S A DEVIL IN MY LIVING ROOM!

[Wacky Chewbaccky @senatortravis]

@TimBurga You have my sword, sir. I already have an ancient grudge against them simply because of the countless asinine commercials.

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Remember, for upcoming holiday fireworks, keep a close eye on your dog because the fireworks may scare them. If this happens your dog is a wimp and I DO NOT RESPECT IT. #WimpyDog

[Karina Longworth @KarinaLongworth]

On July 3, in less than two weeks, the new season of @RememberThisPod will begin. Subscribe on @ApplePodcasts and get the first new episode as soon as it drops so you can listen to it while you're doing whatever you're doing over the 4th.

[Wacky Chewbaccky @senatortravis]

@IanFortey This tweet is haberdashery. You should write jokes.

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Did you know that if you don’t like something you can just keep on walking