sarah udelhofen

i need to do less with a side of more

[Maddie, CPA (&Cowboy & Cassie & Cooper) @MaddieTheis2]

I just wanna remind everyone that Will Smith slapped the host at the Oscars over a joke but Taylor swift sipping her drink was “dramatic” and “she needs to learn to take a joke” and “she’s too emotional”

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

The most exciting thing about the Bears entire season this year will be that @taylorswift13 was at one of their games cheering against them

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

@sarCASStictarps Vogue’s got it wrong

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

@sarCASStictarps Can we watch soon

[Cass @sarCASStictarps]

Did not expect to hear @BarstoolFran singing Wake Up America today on @ChicksInTheOff, still can’t believe that song didn’t stop global warming

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

@sarCASStictarps I agree

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

@MileyCyrus True Friend

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

@MileyCyrus wearing this outfit to the concert

[Cass @sarCASStictarps]

Bought tickets to see @MileyCyrus at Summerfest so how else would we celebrate? @send_udes

[DICK'S Sporting Goods @DICKS]

@NCAA Our teammates have worked quickly to get truckloads of fitness equipment ready to send to the women’s @ncaawbb @marchmadness bubble – we are standing by to deliver it and have your facility outfitted within hours! Let’s make this happen.

[sam fischer @samfischer52]

I’d like to have personal conversations with each guy in these comments 🤦🏼‍♀️

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

@jmort11 @JJWatt Never. Nachos all the way

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

Watches Queen’s Gambit once #TheBachelor

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

Hope for 2021:

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

@jmort11 They both lost

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

2020 Chicago bears offense

🤝
Hot garbage

[sarah udelhofen @send_udes]

Clare: don’t take it personally

Also Clare:

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Clare: “Roasts are about being able to take a joke”

Also Clare: “Don’t you dare pick on my Dale”

#TheBachelorette