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I hope you all burn

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Shoutout all the nonbinary life partners out there.

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Haven't taken my meds in a week started having a conversation in my head and making facial expressions as if I was having that conversation in the Whole Foods.

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@JohnFPebbles 250 lb 5'10 53 y/o man named bill hate you

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Every time I wear flip flops on campus I feel like I'm Jesus when he spent 40 days in the desert

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Is a coconut actually a nut?

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Whenever someone tells me they think tofu is bad for you, I immediately discredit anything they have ever said

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All lesbian couple dogs look the same

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I just want you to eat my pumpkin spice bloody box

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@JohnFPebbles What's the point.

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Fuck kids bro fuck the kids

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Can I name drop is this a safe space? Like if you agree

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The most consistent thing in my life is my love for black nails

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Literally this is my safe space. ATP she knows what she's doing...

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I have the toots. The bearded guy next to me just gotta deal with it l.

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Buying a 30k dollar car with a 2k down payment and a 500 monthly payment for 4 years. These are the same people who make 12 dollars an hour and buying an 80 dollar labubu. THATS A 7 HR SHIFT.

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Can people please stop financing cars. I stg this generation complains about being the worst off generation, but fail to recognize their inability to understand financial literacy. People need to stop living beyond their means. If you make 20k a year you should not be (1 of 2)

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Recession indicator: asking Kevin gates for relationship advice

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Niche but not niche enough.

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Might be falling for an instagram brand😅

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Feeling like chungus