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alli // very married to @xan_tronix // affianced by @tron_gf // senior SRE @ the fuck it, why not factory // it costs a lot of money to look this cheap

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🚨 WARNING 🚨

THIS IS NOW A FULL 💯 TIME ⏰WIFEPOSTING 👰 ACCOUNT 💕💕💕

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my son was growling at the wife's old motorcycle in the driveway (he is afraid of bikes and motorcycles) so i made him go be friends with it and he stopped

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https://t.co/XRigEHnJll probably helps if i link to it

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wife linked me @lmichet's blog post on the tandem t:slim x2 and it really hit home on a number of points as a fellow diabetic

something i have said many times is that the x2 is a device designed by an endocrinologist, not by a diabetic, and thus has many QoL blind spots

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

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@vehiclefan53 (spilling chalet sauce all over herself) good to drive i am,

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it's alright officer, it's not open

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

trying to have a relaxing game of poker and the saloon piano player is on some dream theatre bullshit

[yaoi gagarin @vehiclefan53]

@sendqueery you'd think they'd want to cover the spread at the very least

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like the overlap between men addicted to video blackjack and men subscribed to at least one alt baddie on OF has gotta be a near perfect circle

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one of the online live video casinos has an office near me and if you try to schedule an interview they have a big disclaimer telling you not to even bother scheduling if you have hand/face/neck tattoos, which is WILD

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@sdamico anker baiju?????

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the french love to call a thing that is good a small version of a thing that sucks

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nathan for you episode idea @nathanfielder

[wimmie 🦩 @wimmiebear]

Hey @Round1USA in Gurnee, Illinois please explain yourself 😾 what am I supposed to do with kitchen sponges?

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i saw what i think was an AI slop post of a poster-sized print of the @mcmastercarr catalog cover and had to have it, so i bought an old copy of the catalog and recreated it (cc @McMasterDaily, you might think this is cool)

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don't talk to me or my son ever again

[xan @xan_tronix]

@sendqueery perfectly cromulent temperature to set the hot water heater to

oh

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can you tell i did not take my adderall today

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

Grinch narrator describing the Grinch:

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spiritually this is @gamersgauntlet

[collin @kaizokucollin]

drove out to a new store to play tonight and love the rules. keeping it simple

[wint @dril]

the asimo robot is full of rats. nobody ever washes it