senna

i’m sure it’s possible to kick a pigeon here // umich '21

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

(using two fries like a pair of chopsticks to pick up a third fry) What is the electoral college

[hil @plume__]

gm

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[j @fairiesofjune]

what a carrot is to a bunny is what little ceasars crazy bread is to me

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

(after two minute silence during dinner out with my wife) So there is a dangerous new snack in the hood

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

i’m walking through your neighborhood at 40mph

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[senna @senna_catenacci]

are they called asmr-tists

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Teaching a parrot Hey Soul Sister and releasing it back into the Amazon so all the creatures of the rainforest can hear it

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on cinco de mayo

[senna @senna_catenacci]

@Tubi please please let me be an extra in one of your movies it’s my destiny

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

After a day of being on the move, Slimey is ready to snooze! 🧡💤😴 #AbbottHealthyHabits

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

Gritty does not succumb to Earthly, societal norms. He is an ethereal creature from the cosmos that I view as a sister

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

"kill them with kindness"

WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[brewster @brewsternova]

We in Chicago at the bar doing nothing #Nothing

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

if you can’t handle my obese frenchie named Hentai in problematically sexual dog clothes wheezing beside you at brunch you need to find a different Eggslut