Sandwich King

I'm not here to argue. You can either agree or agree to disagree.

[Sandwich King @senor_weeed]

What are you going to do with all this pro/anti Trump merch when all this bullshit is over with?

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If you ever want to see a bunch of dudes writhing around like Thom Yorke, go to a Built To Spill show.

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Somebody please make this into a shirt.

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I want to sue the makers of predictive text because it wants to capitalize words like God, Christian, Mom, and Dad.

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Spec's is the best liquor store because they have food.

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Fuck this display

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Fiesta Trail shopping center is a junkyard now.

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If shutting down a convenient store will cut down on crime, maybe they should shut down police headquarters to cut down on corrupt cops. https://t.co/rRa5YeeDuu

[darlene dorsey @darlenedorseyTV]

Handy Stop convenience store shuts down. Owners had complaints about city inspection violations & crime.

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Who will be the token hip hop group on MaverickFest this year?

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If they used voices like the girls in Hooters commercials to promote shows, do you think guys would be suckered into going?

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My coworker said she decided to be cookie monster for Halloween and it is perfect because she looks just like it.

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When are they going to start making personalized emojis with our own faces on them?

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In this age, if someone doesn't kill you, the weather will.

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@now_lennerz Maybe, but I play a show in Austin on Saturday.

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If you know you're going to get in trouble, always make it worth it.

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First challenge of the day: arriving alive to work.

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Make latte art with a dick and balls and drink that down in the morning.

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@bmaquivar off basse

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@bmaquivar I get it from a convenient store off base, but they ran out.

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@DanLactose That shit sucks when it breaks.