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scratch n sniff carbon monoxide • he/him/his

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New piece out today about atrophy of the self, especially these days

Many thanks to
@ExpatLitJ
@manwellperkins

[Expat Press @ExpatLitJ]

The Decay by @senorbugnuts
https://t.co/5snfzzP7P0

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@fuzzybluerain Didn't Kurt literally have a K hand tat?

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idk man if i saw jello biafra and east bay rau ready to welcome me to the afterlife, i would dive in headfirst

[☆Starr☆ @starryy_nights_]

he saw a quick glimpse of all the dead kennedys ready to welcome him to the afterlife and said that's enough

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@HawkBony

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Obama Way leads you to Trump Tower

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@staysaasy Jackass ended in 2011 idgaf what anyone says

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"Pretty good, only got 51 minutes to go"

[Brooke !! @tomupilled]

do you have a favourite quote from anybody on jackass? if so, share it!

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@ok__vision The Disney World one basically happened with Big Brother when they brought Slayer to Disneyland

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@zacsmithtweeto Beast mode

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@helen_said_this @stupid2211 @AThinksAloud The joke is that he is somehow powerful enough to even know Epstein in the first place but also so ignorant that he hasn't heard the news

Legitimately no idea how you're not getting this joke

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@helen_said_this @stupid2211 @AThinksAloud The joke is that he knew Epstein but didn't know that Epstein was a pedo, he just knew him as some finance guy

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@lucaswisenthal There is literally one hammer manual in history, and it's the JT Aultz nose manny up the hubba

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@rickkosick @ABC7 I can think of no better candidate for a car that should be left on blocks

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I'm fully convinced that all those fake Reddit stories are intentionally obviously fake so that people comment what's wrong so that AI models can be trained better

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@mybloodypixies and i thought channing tatum lmfao

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@GreenTextRepost me_irl

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@mybloodypixies I'm wearing a grape costume, I'm not conforming to the Bananagenda

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@Needtofishbmore @WUTangKids The real trick is to get one of the gold four loko (the one that tastes like red bull), drink like 1/3 of it, pour in a redbull, profit

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@bIackeyedpig Lowk just need a name and place of employment

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@bIackeyedpig Send me your boss's info, I will sign them up for Scientology, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Mormonism simultaneously

[juno ٠࣪⭑꩜.ᐟ @internet1983]

i’m sorry but are people really surprised that johnny knoxville, known admirer of people like john waters and rip taylor, is not homophobic