Me when my teen acts sassy or does something dumb: Who raised you?
Teen: You did dad
Wife: I know your mother raised you better than that!
Teen: Oh I know, that’s why whenever someone asks me “who raised me” like an insult I always say my dad!
@triciamiller413 @emheesun I know a lot of shows! And I’m older than I look. 😉 To be honest, I could be combining many shows, like Under the Umbrella Tree, Secret Life of Toys, The Noddy Shop, and Eureeka’s Castle. I just can’t quite remember the exact show.
Applebee’s Carside Human: How has your day been?
Me: Not too bad.
Emme: *starts laughing*
Me: Honestly, It hasn’t been too bad, other than the fact that my finger hurts and my family is mean to me.
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#life#weirdthingsisay#cartalks#emmetime
I think my favorite of this window is the whale shark. It was a bit tricky cause I had to print two different sheets and overlap them to get the right size.⠀
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I scaled it down to fit on one page for the coloring sheets. Download link in the bio. ⠀
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I may or may not have painted lacrosse lines in the backyard. Really missing this sport right now. The whole area seems much bigger in my yard than it does on an actual field. ⠀
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