Shelly

Oh, we're going to talk about me, are we? Goody. - Tracy Lord // She/her, very gay, nerd, ACAB.

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@jeannakadlec For what purpose! Dear god.

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@hanneblank Big windows and a big bathtub and a lot of outdoor space.

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It doesn't help that Twitter is getting so weirdly... cluttered and repetitive for me.

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Alright, I am [email protected], I guess. I've requested my Twitter archive. Still not sure what I'm doing exactly but banning journalists? Jesus.

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@rachelini99 @bex_tweets @gershamabob You are getting the same ones as me.

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@rachelini99 I find I Iike the ones with grapefruit the best.

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@drjwells @courtneymilan I totally thought Encanto, and I was like okay that makes a little sense, but why so worked up over it? When it actually made no sense.

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@ruledbymercuryy Weirdest movie I've ever seen, courtesy my friend @the_marctic.

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@mmpadellan I just watched Parenthood for the first time last week. Loved it.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

A 10 year old girl in LA wanted a unicorn license.

She wrote Animal Care, and they replied brilliantly. 🥰🥰

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@clhubes It's amazing how much they shrug at when we are pregnant omg.

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@authorMsBev @hulu I just now watched this and oh my god so good.

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@cxorlando Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik and Nettle and Bone by Ursula Vernon.

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@mskyle Ugh! No good!

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@hanneblank Oh, Hanne, I am so sorry.

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@mskyle Hope you recover quickly! We've had so many non-covid colds this fall.

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

The New York Times covering trans issues (parody)

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Also, in general, we do not mess with any kind of fae! Silly kid.

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My youngest told me that she wanted one of those things here. I said, "No, baby, I don't allow spies in my home. They're just spying for Santa to see if you're good."

"Ugh, Mama, it's just a Christmas decoration that's magical."

"The answer is still no."

[Amanda Natividad @amandanat]

*taps mic*

Why are we acting like “Elf on the shelf” is something we all grew up with? This thing came out of nowhere and we’re all pretending it’s some classic tradition.

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Also, the WORK I see people put in for that Elf bullshit is not for me. I had chaotic crazy string armed Leprechauns here when she decided to make a trap for them and since then I say oh but they make such a mess, we can't try to trap them again.