sarah sheer

it’s me your little greenwich bitch | comedy writer | pre-EGOT | @usc ‘19 grad 🏳️‍🌈

[໊ @dieforyous]

ANORA BEST PICTURE FILM OSCAR WINNER

[nyquil @48seatr]

while yall drink and do drugs, I go to Pilates and drink smoothies. Then I go drink and do drugs

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Okay. time to organise my playdates for the week

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

C'mon sugar pie we need ter get the Infinity stone from Thanos faster than an armadiller at the derby

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Girl So Confusing — Amadeus (1984) edit

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!

[giffy @giffyonline]

Charlotte: Agent Cooper and I are trying for a baby.

Miranda: I’m just trying to figure out who put a fish in my percolator!

Samantha: Ladies, the only fish I’ve caught has been down by One Eyed Jacks.

Carrie: .siraP ot gnivom si giB

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

and we all adore Sarah

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

your letterboxd one liner reviews are bad and you blame the news

[sarah sheer @sensitive_sauce]

Milkadamia
Think less but see it grow
Like a riot, like a riot, oh
Not easily offended
Not hard to let it go
From a mess to the masses

[sarah sheer @sensitive_sauce]

the scars of a diva are fierce and deep

[sarah sheer @sensitive_sauce]

lesbian gretchen weiners: “omigod that’s so futch”

lesbian regina george: “stop trying to make futch happen, it’s never going to happen”

[sarah sheer @sensitive_sauce]

we’re so fcking back

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

'The White Lotus': Carrie Coon Joins Season 3 Of HBO Series https://t.co/CRtrbI4LkM

[Amelia @ameliabiIity]

Yall hated on solar power and now she won a golden globe🤣🤣

[Kenny @tohereknwswhen]

I havent seen a reindeer since I was 9
I havent written Santa in a long long time

[sarah sheer @sensitive_sauce]

@SweetHelenade same!!!

[sarah sheer @sensitive_sauce]

@hot4myiphone night shift is better than every bougenius song

[sarah sheer @sensitive_sauce]

when they’re playing charli xcx in the delta terminal at 5:30am 😍

[sarah sheer @sensitive_sauce]

maybe the real gag city was the friends we made along the way