Colleen Jordan

Queer Psychotherapist, Parent, & Author. Old soul navigating the modern world. Known to wear hats and sequined Converse. 🎩 🏳️‍🌈

[Colleen Jordan @sensitiveseries]

Using #gratitude & #lawofattraction to build the life I want & deserve

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Puerto Rico has more people than 18 states. Time for statehood so they can have 4 reps and 2 senators.

[Bryce Hulse @bryce_hulse]

One of the best moments in TV history. RIP Richard Simmons.

https://t.co/oQVVpbqoXA

[Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp]

Agents: You wrote a 100,000 word book?

Writers: Yeah!

Agents: Great! How would you summarize it in a sentence or two?

Writers: How would I what

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Thoughts aren’t truths.

[Stacy Mitchell, DO @stacybmitchell]

My husband went to register our twins at their new middle school today. The counselor hesitantly asked “Is…Mom…in the picture? Because moms usually do this.”

MOM IS BUSY LEARNING HOW TO BE A DOCTOR AND THEY ARE JUST AS MUCH HIS CHILDREN, OMG WHAT YEAR IS THIS??

[Callum Stephen (He/Him) @AutisticCallum_]

When you’re Autistic and/or ADHD, it can be hard to determine whether you’re in love with someone or hyperfixating on them, or both. Here’s how I differentiate between love and hyperfixation - 🧵

[Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp]

Being a writer means dreaming of millions of people buying your book, while also thinking your story is a trash fire

[The Trevor Project @TrevorProject]

Gender-affirming care for LGBTQ youth is also suicide prevention. Pass it on.

[Colleen Jordan @sensitiveseries]

@KayAyDrew This is very on brand for Mass 😆

[Colleen Jordan @sensitiveseries]

Vanessa out here on #TheUltimatumReunion looking like “bad Ariel” whose name turns out to also be Vanessa 😬😳😅

[LisaGrayTherapy @gray_therapy]

A variation on the quote “when you worry, you suffer twice”. #TherapistsConnect #therapisttwitter

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Mood.

[zeph @zxzxzeph]

Me suddenly reappearing in my friend's lives after avoiding their text and call

[Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp]

Introverts are good writers because they've been refining their inner dialogue their whole lives and have imaginary conversations with people on a daily basis.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Most relationships taught me the more chances you give ppl, the less they value you. They aren't scared to lose you bcoz they know no matter what, you won't walk away. Never let anyone get too comfortable with disrespecting you. Love yourself and choose distance over disrespect.

[E @LMFTherapistVA]

As a white woman, I ask my clients who are not white, "How is it for you to have a white women therapist?"

You may or may not be surprised at how many times people tell me that no white therapist has ever asked them this question (pretty much every time)

#TherapistTwitter

[E @LMFTherapistVA]

Hello to the dedicated therapists out there preparing for another week of holding space for clients while managing your own life & emotions! You are needed & appreciated 💙💙

#TherapistTwitter

[Greg Greene @ggreeneva]

Things that did _not_ kill kids today:

- a renaissance sculpture
- a film about Ruby Bridges
- drag queen story time
- the word ‘tampon’
- critical race theory
- woke banks
- saying that Rosa Parks was Black
- gender-affirming care
- ‘The Bluest Eye’

What did:

-an AR-f––ing-15