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AKA coolguy awesome AKA the rat queen AKA omniscience jones AKA lil werm

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@PISS_NUKES good ending they are moving for a job opportunity

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white people at the hospital be like get me the coleslaw doctors

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@SeismicTurtles @firagawalkwthme hmm if his account is locked it appears he needs some sort of Keegan Key

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@3d9547 @fishthewaxeater is this bait this made me very upset I'm crying crying crying in real life can't stop crying wah wah wah

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@TheN98376 @agraybee people love to treat politics like astrology and say stuff is right wing if they think it's gross but the truth is that anyone can be into anything and the people on Twitter who act like that's not true are very foolish people who need to get out of the house sometime

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@thevoidopens I don't like that this is everyone's response to this tweet bc a lot of people are so deeply broken that they literally cannot find meaningful community with anybody and the vast majority of art seems to have no answer for that

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@yomumkelly @ederiched I think you should reread what you wrote and see if you can spot the problem

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@lover1239919739 poopoo games

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@blephin2 I'm sorry

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@blephin2 I'm 100 feet tall and I weight 1 million pounds like Okay

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@HerinBob46938 this is a good observation about internet fandom culture and I appreciate you having made it

[Plootonius Brown (Cheese Stands Alone) @HerinBob46938]

Too many Kegan Stage 3s picking on Kegan Stage 3s. Its pretty boring.

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group of feminist gangsters named the clitoral hood

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BOYCOTT WORDLE #BOYCOTTWORDLE

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ALERT ALERT DO NOT FUCKING DO TODAYS WORDLE I REPEAT DO NOT FUCKING DO TODAYS WORDLE

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@Lumen3HOTL bruhh I hit the estrogen yart and now I have a labia on my forehead

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@EllipticalMan @LuciaLobosvilla damn u were a stupid ass kid

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@HerinBob46938 proud of u bro

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

My buddy Kirk was the waiter...can anyone spot the real blood pouring out of his head behind his ear? Took one for the team! Thanks again!

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just got medically diagnosed as smoking too tuff