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[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

Never leaving him alone with my parents again man what is this

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

One of the most annoying libtard behaviors is their obsession with reducing art to pat little moral lessons, agreement with those lessons is what they mean by "media literacy" btw

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@thakkman Yeah but that’s not the point I’m making

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@walterodim_ Correct that’s the point he discovers it’s real. My point isn’t to absolve him of the things he did do wrong

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

No one who has seen this movie seems to understand that he did not realize the wish magic was actually real and broke the wish stick sarcastically

[Greg 💀 @Greg3f]

The most terrifying part of Obsession isn’t the obsessive girlfriend trope. It’s Bear the “nice guy” who feels so entitled to a woman he desires that he’s willing to strip away her autonomy just to have her.

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@n0tbrainwashed1 @Innerviewq @Gapey1999 His friend deserves way more credit for helping create the situation

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@No1batmanh8ter I’m thankful that he didn’t and the movie was longer than 15 minutes

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@No1batmanh8ter Yeah I agree he should have killed her immediately

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@Innerviewq @Gapey1999 I don’t disagree, I just think the fact that he didn’t cause the whole thing on purpose is an important bit of context

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@walterodim_ He enjoys his wish for a while (still not convinced the magic aspect was real) and then spends the third act trying to reverse it once it’s undeniable that it was magic

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@Gapey1999 He didn’t have a choice either way, he couldn’t undo the wish and spent the entire third act trying to do so

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

@sardonic_greek A narrative I was surprised it skips over was the women complaint about how men will ruin a friendship with the revelation of romantic interest; no one has considered he may have been stifling personal feelings to preserve a platonic bond, not necessarily out of cowardice

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

They stopped making good ones after Women 3

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

Crazy to see spots I’ve driven past countless times become a viral spectacle as a result of German tourism in my stomping grounds

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lives were changed.

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

For the record this wasn’t a unchivalrous “I’m in the driveway come out so we can go” text it was a “where are you/I just pulled into the driveway” text

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

Texted my mom I was in her driveway and received this, we are at defcon 1 right now

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

The left has been eerily silent on this

[Aelith Loves Art𖣂 @aelith4ever]

The Cat on the Pillow, by Adolf von Becker (1831-1909)

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

me in the backrooms

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

A district court judge has blocked President Trump’s decision making it legal for all foids to love Twitter user @SentraPilot. (via @Reuters)

[Colin 🍔 @sentrapilot]

Wife broke my Solzhenixon Funko Pop :/