Simon Enwia, CCIM

I Sell Data Center Land Sites & Lead SENW, a national full service brokerage.

[Simon Enwia, CCIM @senwia]

@Dirtdog I met a medical Doctor who said they have a gluten allergy, then we talked about Europe and how he loves croissants in Paris…I’m like you don’t have a a gluten allergy if you’re eating those you’re allergic to the enriched flour or the pesticides we put on them. 🤯

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@hazan0608 I always counter, don’t care what the number is.

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@ShlomoChopp Can anyone rent billboards in time square that say: "Increased housing supply brings down rent prices"

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I want to dispell a big myth. You don't have to be
18 years old to get a scholarship. I was 37 when I received my full ride scholarship from The CCIM Institute Foundation to earn my CCIM Designation. Guess what Scholarships are now open and here is a count down schedule for what is happening in the Chicago area.

CCIM Illinois Chapter summer calendar. Don't miss out, it's rare these classes are offered in succession, let alone to have a scholarship open as well.
Pro Tip: Attend the classes and you'll also be here for the events.

If you want better analysis, stronger market insight, smarter AI use, and better CRE relationships, these are the dates to lock in now:
16 days until CI 101: Financial Analysis
July 13–16 | NAR Building
For brokers, investors, analysts, lenders, developers, and candidates who want to sharpen deal underwriting, cash flow analysis, and investment decision-making.

18 days until Sky’s The Limit: CCIM & Candidate Mixer
July 15 | Joy District | 5–7 PM
For CCIM candidates, members, sponsors, and CRE professionals who want to build real relationships after class and meet the next wave of Illinois commercial real estate leaders, as well as those visiting from around the country.

51 days until CRE AI Workshop: Applications of AI in Commercial Real Estate
August 17 | NAR Building
For anyone in CRE who wants practical AI tools for brokerage, analysis, marketing, research, prospecting, and daily workflow.

52 days until CI 102: Market Analysis
August 18–21 | NAR Building
For professionals who want to understand market forces, site selection, supply and demand, competitive positioning, and the research behind better CRE decisions.

52 days until Dealmakers on Deck: Summer Boat Cruise
August 18 | Anita Dee II | 6:30–9:30 PM
For dealmakers, sponsors, CCIM members, candidates, and industry partners who want a high-quality Chicago networking night on Lake Michigan.

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@realEstateTrent That was me at the Gala. I was camped out. Then the doors opened…

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@sama Would like to know how a data center can be spec built around this chips and salsa set and what the timeline is.

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@Dirtdog @7BrewCoffee You give me County Sheriff vibes

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@christophersaum https://t.co/R3wXoumaOC don’t respond let your new VA, or better yet your Agentic Nabu AI send us the term sheet.

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@DamienWayne https://t.co/R3wXoumaOC yeah that’s the domain too. Don’t respond have your new VA or Agentic AI respond instead.

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@bethanyjbabcock My company was named SENW after South East North West

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@realEstateTrent My first game I went to was a Giants game as a kid. I’m a fan since.

We limit device use to much. Let’s be real, if Babe Ruth grew up with an IPad he would be bulkier and likely wouldn’t have played baseball.

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@Codie_Sanchez Invested in https://t.co/R3wXoumaOC yeah that’s the domain. VAs and Agentic AI in one place.

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@patrickbetdavid @Cristiano World Cup
Record holders will always be @WeAreMessi @Cristiano and @shakira

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I know it’s yuck here but I realized this morning I’ve been doing real estate polls every Monday for the past 2.5 years consistently and started sporadically before that on @LinkedIn.

Thank you to all those that participated and continue to do so.

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@WilliamShatner I can talk to you about a career in commercial real estate, to boldly go where it takes 4 years to start making a great income.

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@realEstateTrent Congratulations! Big Party at 50?

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@friedmandave @ramez @hlntnr Still scary even if air-gapped, that air gap can collapse due to human corruption or degradation of the institutions.

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Our first pediatrician kicked us out for not staying on schedule after 2 weeks. Not going 7 Vax to a 5 lbs baby. Our family doctor agreed to alternate schedule. Not anti vax just common sensers, space them out and most important first.

One pediatrician when looking for a new one told me…they could get hepatitis B, I’m like ok how? He replied. If a child with a high viral count attacks and bites her breaking skin she could get it. I replied, it’s more likely to have a reaction than for zombie kids to start attacking each other.

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@BobKnakal @SimonAcumen Congratulations BK, I’m looking forward to reading this!

[Bob Knakal | NYC Investment Sales @BobKnakal]

In New York City, there are brokers.

And then there is The Godfather.

After @RyanSerhant declared me "The Godfather of Real Estate in New York City," there was only one thing left to do...

Make the movie.

It's got everything you could want in a blockbuster: loyalty, justice, broken deals, and one very important exclusive listing.

And an offer you can't refuse.

Watch it below.