Christopher Kalie

South African expat living in Tanzania. I’m now discovering the sheer joy of supporting others through teaching and coaching.

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@Variety Not to put pictures out? Before the invention of smartphones?

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@isthemicisoff She looks so gaunt and bones jutting out.

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@GroundPasspod I would love to see Steffi do commentary as well. She’s pretty good at it of the few times I’ve heard her do it.

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@Clav0Updates Why does he still look a 4/10 after all of this work? He’s not attractive at all

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@TheTennisLetter Well it was 15-17°C when Carlos and Jannik battled it out last year with the roof closed mid-match

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@PolyannaBrey @WOOLWORTHS_SA Welcome to shrinkflation - South Africans just don’t call it that. The issue is that most South Africans don’t call out retailers & the food & beverage industry for this practice - perhaps it’s high time, rather than simply go about their lives. Woolies is completely out of touch

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@Jonathan_Witt @Apple Woolies signed off on Apple cladding without actually consulting Apple. Spelling out Apple in a completely wrong typeface is one thing, but completely butchering the premium, elegant, clean white space that makes Apple retail iconic is wild. It’s Apple wearing a Woolies uniform.

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@LesNews The mere fact that he didn’t stop to help her or check on her when she slightly tripped on that tarp is what’s happening here - or even just to slow down, he just walked through her

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@TennisTV @janniksin WWGD? What would Gucci do? Nike’s design team for tennis apparel have the most horrendous taste.

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@ArtThouLividSon @RealEmirHan He’s Gen Z

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@ClownWorld Do people not brake?

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@sinnervideos The Italian football team had better go back to winning ways again

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@Djoko_UTD No Agassi and Graf?

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@_nicholasjm @TheTennisLetter He’s tryna get back to his hotel to watch Kimi win the Miami GP.

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@MagdalenaJxxx What the Brits did to the Chinese with opium

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@KatyKatopodis Commercial almond and oat “milks” are generally considered an ultra-processed food. Roughly 90–95% of store-bought versions meet NOVA classification criteria for UPFs.

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@andrewjclare It’s the only reason that I won’t switch to a Neo. It’s a feature that I absolutely need in a laptop.

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@AIpromptforum That extraction needs a lunch break

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@janniksin @LaureusSport Now if only Gucci can custom fit his suits and tuxes and stop giving him off the rack pieces.

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@Rainmaker1973 Whale fall is generally how whales die (they sink to the bottom), so dying at the surface is unusual - and a whale’s carcass will continue to contribute to the marine ecosystem up to 100 years after death.