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[himanshu. @hihehimanshu]

hyrox is just takeshi's castle for people going through midlife crisis

[h 🪩 @sephtones]

something so diary of a ceo about having a privacy screen on your phone

[The Package 🇵🇸 @Okonkwo_Sports]

Sometimes I think about brexit and laugh why the fuck would you do that

[h 🪩 @sephtones]

what is andy burnham going to do about the 106 bus? that’s my question

[PigginTeaBreak (Jude) @_PigginTeaBreak]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us and spent my early career discrediting climate change only for said topic to completely ruin the farm that I bought to avoid tax.

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

Much like being on the bus

[h 🪩 @sephtones]

very noughties

[h 🪩 @sephtones]

the food they cook on come dine with me always looks the same as those pics you get on tourist food menus abroad

[h 🪩 @sephtones]

Doormat got stolen today. We truly are witnessing never before seen levels of broke.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

and is there a Sunni LaBeouf

[h 🪩 @sephtones]

jas and kavan look like they’re about to dance the argentine tango at blackpool #loveislanduk

[h 🪩 @sephtones]

@jimmy__mcintosh

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

You had a great run Achraf Hakimi. It’s time to go to prison

[Did Keir Starmer Resign @didheresign]

no

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

you fools….where do you think they’re rowing to…..?

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

*whispering near straight guy’s phone so they get targeted ads* hemming, tailoring, hemmed pants, pants that fit, tailor, tailors near me, how to get pants hemmed

[🤠 @will_selecta]

Kurt Vonnegut kinda nailed it with this one

[evdokios @evdokios]

I want to watch uzbekistan v colombia

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

JD Vance killed the Woke Pope, only for a new, Woker Pope to take his place