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[leaf123 @NOTAWEIRDGIRL]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

you’re going to be fine. eventually you’ll meet a girl who’s willing to make the first couple of hundred moves and you’ll be fine

[kheen | #1 cigarette smoke stan! @swiftslivia]

cigerette smoke’s “tell me something honest so the memories turn dark” 😂😂😂

[Samantha 🐇 @specfictions]

Once every 1-3 years I’ll get a crush and it’s just carnage like you wouldn’t believe. Just listening to music at 2x speed and pacing around my 30 degree apartment, banging my head against the walls. Put me down like a lame horse

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits

[elliot smith vinyl @hellowithkitty]

oh okay

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Dudes be like you’re a great girl and I love spending time with you but I think my next hinge match could be my wife

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[☄️ @Aatishfishann]

to be loved is to be seen

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[iris @hartlocketz]

need me someone like diz fr

[googling 'kiedis point break' during tinder date @irishloubega]

japanese primavera tweet translation: this weather is challenging, but it's important to remain positive in the face of such conditions and be thankful for the opportunity to experience music 🙏

spanish primavera tweet translation: doja cat and all foreigners will face execution

[lyd ! @aluynx]

no man should ever post himself to 'never lose me'. you are not the prize. you are never the prize.

[ᶠᵃʷⁿ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @444awning]

moody men r so funny like girl what is ur problem now

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Overheard at the bar last night:

“hey can I borrow a cigarette?

are you gonna give it back?

yes but it’ll be forever changed”