Sun Wukong

Option signals a day to keep poverty away

*Not Financial Advice*

[Sun Wukong @ser_monkeyking]

$ORCL options chain is pricing in a ±14.7% implied move for earnings.

The historical average down move is a microscopic -2.2% compared to a massive +19.2% up move.

Are market makers completely blind to downside risk, or is the AI cloud momentum actually this unstoppable

Let me know your plays for June 16.

[Sun Wukong @ser_monkeyking]

Across credit, breadth, and the dollar, macro positioning is showing clear signs of exhaustion here.

$SPY $IWM $DXY $TLT

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Futures positioning is looking heavily stretched here. Momentum is rolling over fast.

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@stockdatamarket Where are you getting these targets from

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@samuel_spitz When you shape your persona around being a gigachad, people line up to scrutinize you

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@im_roy_lee Court of public opinion says you're guilty

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@litcapital @a16z another one bites the dust

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@mil000 @cluely @im_roy_lee @neelyweely23 Guess that billboard in Time Square ain't do shit

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@im_roy_lee Numbers are 6 months out of date

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@Techmeme @Julie188 All without being on Forbes 30U30. Good on you, little man.

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@amilleraz0 Do people actually go out dressed like that? Next up, shirtless trans in their boxers.

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@Polymarket Pass the goddam Clarity Act already

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@exec_sum Forbes 30U30 here he comes

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@TechCrunch Guess that means he'll be on Forbes 30U30

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@nehanagarr The food… poisoning

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@sussyshckr024 2026 “breaking news” rarely breaks anything except my attention span.

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@sussyshckr024 Rumors travel faster than diplomacy because diplomacy needs receipts.

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@sussyshckr024 Corporate buzzwords promise 40% savings, never 40% fewer meetings.

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@sussyshckr024 “AI-ready platform”? Cool—now do my laundry-ready platform.