Seraph

Manchester United ♥️ | Occasional Memester | 3 Top 1% and 7 Top 10% finishes in FPL career

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@FPL_Naboo Same here. It's sick how they massacred our sport

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@FabrizioRomano Jack up his price all you want! You forgot we don't have Woodward at the helm now. We will easily see this off and wait for the player to push for a move - at which point the transfer can happen to any club but relegated West Ham won't be able to dictate terms.

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@UTDlife_ @Muppetiers Mate, I don't think you follow the work that @Muppetiers does, and fair play if you don't, but don't slag him off like this!

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@JacobsBen 70 mil for Anthony but not even half of that for Rashford 😅 United owners can show them the finger

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@fpl_tactician Easy 2 points from Eze in the bank, mate

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@fpl_tactician Didn't understand him well enough to be going into these weeks with only 1 defender.

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@UtdXclusive @TheEyeTest_1 Let only those who dream of coming to the theater of dreams find an entry into our squad. Only those who'd give their everything for the badge, not just to cash their paycheck. If he's decided on city then good for him but we shouldnt be rooting for players to join us like this.

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@ZopharFPL @FFScout Your pick if I can choose only one between Saka and Gyokeres for remaining 2 GWs (captain in GW37)? I'm chasing rank with few differentials already in Hinshelwood and Stach

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@AttackingFooty If he's going to cause trouble then no, thank you. We have just about got rid of the bomb squad and don't need more trouble makers or drama. Probably one for our transfer team to judge.

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@AlexVolloFPL Also pick players based only on fixtures and not form, and call it being good at fpl.

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

Can't believe this is why Cristiano Ronaldo left Man United.

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

It's mad that we could have English clubs winning the Conference League, Europa League and Champions League in the same season. Its also mad that Arsenal is one of those teams 😂

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@fpl_tactician Well... Treble Leeds got me 21 points

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@fpl_tactician Watching, Andy 🍿

[Pryde @utdmotion]

Just found the toughest Bruno edit oh my god

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@Pras_fpl Bench boosters be like:

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@the_mediaman1 Well but then the on field ref would've given 2 penalties to United. When it went to VAR after Bournemouth scored, I was sure they wouldn't overturn the goal because then VAR would have to give a 2nd penalty to United too. Too much pressure.

[Seraph @seraph_mufc]

@blakeaburge Completely agree with you, Blake, but I want to add ***WITH BOUNDARIES*** otherwise people treat you like a doormat.

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

🗣️ Bruno Fernandes: "I will never forget where I was when I was given the opportunity to come here four years ago. I was standing in the closet in our bedroom in Lisbon. My agent had rang me up around 10 o'clock at night, and my daughter was only three years old at the time, so that was bedtime for us. I went into the little closet to be quiet.

I always told my agent, during my whole career, "I never want to hear about any transfer until it's 100% real. I don't want to be distracted unless there is an offer."

So l knew if he was calling me at that hour, something was going on.

I shut the door and I said, "Miguel? Yeah?"
He said, "Are you ready to hear the news?"
I said, "About what?"
"About going."
"Going where? Spurs?"
"United."

"Are you joking?"
"No, no. I'm serious. United. It's done. It's just on you now. What do you want to do?"
I didn't even reply. I started fighting back tears.

But you know the feeling when you are trying to hold it in, so the other person doesn't realise you're crying, and you can't even speak?
He said, "Bruno? Bruno? Hello?"
At that moment, my wife, Ana, comes looking for me in the bedroom.

"Bruno??? Bruno???"
She opens the door.
"What's going on? Why are you in the closet?"

I said, "It's Miguel. He just called. He's saying United want me."
She said, "Wait...... Are you crying?"

I told her, "I don't know! I think it's happiness!"