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[سعد @waltzingflames]

Today, we mourn the 4 million + innocent people killed in Iraq and all across the Middle East and West Asia for a crime they didn't commit.
We mourn the countries destroyed and millions displaced.

[el @wkrlino]

started watching 'mo' and wtf is Maria doing dating an Israeli, does she have morals??

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Girls be like ‘I needed this’ and it’s the Elvish Potion Serum.

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"Why are you putting oil in your hair again?"

God forbid a girl wants her scalp to know peace.

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"You already have body butter!"

God forbid a girl wants her elbows to feel like clouds, not concrete.

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"Why are you always exfoliating?"

God forbid a girl doesn’t want to be mistaken for a lizard.

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“You don’t need that many hair products."

God forbid a girl wants to look like she has her life together.

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"Stop doing your 10-step skincare routine every night."

God forbid a girl invests in her future face.

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You have TWENTY FOUR hours till the sale is OVER! 24hrs! Place your order right NEEEEEOOOWWW!!!

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“I don’t need a skincare rou-“

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When my man tells me I smell good after using the Babygirl Body Butter

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After an influencer messages you letting you know that the Elvish Potion single-handedly changed her skin but you see her giving credit to N*ve* in a paid ad a week later.

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Your husband says he didn’t touch your Mermaid body butter, but he smells like a Rich Auntie

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When your sister swears she didn’t use your Seraphic Skin products but she looks like a glazed donut instead of her usual crusty ashy self

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It’s always ‘your products are so great they literally changed my life’ but never ‘here are before and after photos of how your products changed my life’

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Us after a customer complains about hairfall but refuses to oil their hair.

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Customer: ‘You never give discounts.’
Us after explaining for the 345th time that they can get 10% off just by tagging us in a story

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Us: ‘We have analyzed and gone over your skincare needs. Here’s your personalized step by step skincare routine!’
Customer: ‘Nah, one product should be fine.’

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When they say their skin feels greasy and we find out they’ve been using heavy cream moisturizers on their oily skin.

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Us after we ask if customers what their routine is and there’s no spf in sight.