Lilith. •Parody•

Burlesque performer... and an angel for her local gilfs. @M0mmyPrentiss’ sugar baby. Multi-para preferred. Parody. muse she/her. mun she/they.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

𝑀𝑂𝑀𝑀𝑌’𝑆 𝐴𝑁𝐺𝐸𝐿.ᐟ

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

— chivalry."

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Lilith let out a happy little purr when Jack grabbed her hand, intertwining their fingers together as she walked with her to the car.

"Y'know, I am capable of opening my own door, baby," she said in a playful tone, cheeky grin on her lips. "Though I do always appreciate the —

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

“Alright, my lift is ready and waitin’ so let’s head out the back door and head to mine. I’ll order the food on the way.” Jack gave the younger woman a wink, signalled to her assistant to pick up the gifts from Lilith and bring them with.

“Let’s go.” she said, taking the
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[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

@KlLLERBOOTS https://t.co/oYICF0iH5R

I do! I can DM you my friend code? 🥰

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

https://t.co/oYICF0iH5R

Time to actually give my baby Lilith some attention?

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

A very happy birthday to her favourite person to share ciggies with.

[@PluckyRoselyn]

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

— closer by the collar of her shirt so she could peck her lips.

“You order, I’ll get the drinks and popcorn ready?”

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Everything about Jack made the younger woman melt where she stood, expressing softening impossibly further at the dopey grin she got.

“Mm… pizza sounds good. As long as we can get garlic bread and sauce.” Matching with her own cheeky little smirk, Lilith tugged the rockstar —

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

“Well, I am keen for a night in, maybe a few drinks and a movie? We could make popcorn?” Jack paused for a moment, pondering.

“Do you like pizza? Because I could go me a decent sized pizza, it’s been a hell of a long day little lady, I reckon I could eat a whole one.” she
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[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

@M0mmyPrentiss — showing you my appreciation the moment we get home.”

Before Emily could say something smart in response, Lilith stepped out of the dressing room. Adorned in a simple light blue silk slip that hugged every curve.

“How do I look?”

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

@M0mmyPrentiss — sure?” Her cheeks were bright red, and she grabbed a few items off of the clothing racks, taking them into one of the dressing rooms with her.

“I really don’t need that much though, Em,” she spoke loud enough that she would be heard through the door. “Though I will be —

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Ugh, what?

You think he doesn’t listen from the adjoining room? Give me a break. He’d be dumb not to. You sound so pretty when I’m — oh, I think the President is calling me.

Did you hear that? I definitely did.

[Julia Montague ⟹ parody. @DrivenByScotch]

Oh god, that’s… Lilith cut it out, you’ll piss me off and I’ll actually fire him. Which I absolutely should not do.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Then stop feeling me up while we are working.

I’ll sneak into your hotel room tonight. Promise. David has a soft spot for me. Or… maybe it’s hard. I’m not sure.

[Julia Montague ⟹ parody. @DrivenByScotch]

If we manage to not get caught over the next day or so, yes.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

"Nothing wrong with shooting for the stars, Theo. That's simply my dream blunt rotation."

Lilith was glad she lowered her voice for the next part, because the tall, mysterious... seemingly very toned blonde had just exited the restroom. "Except I'm the blunt."

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

“You are such a, the ‘w’ word.” Theodore rolled his eyes, slipping his phone back into his inner breast pocket.

“Sometimes I think that one day I am going to walk in on the biggest woman on woman politician g*ng-bang in history with you as the crowning centre piece.”

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

"You're. Kidding."

Lilith's face went from shock, to pure mischief. "Well, it's never that serious anyways... plus, Julia adores Mellie. Would it really be that bad if I caused some... marital problems?"

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

“Do you think that’s his new girlfriend?” Theodore replied quietly, returning to the task at hand.

“I mean, she seems a majorly out of his league.” He pulled his phone out of his pocket, scrolling through the updated guest list.

“His wife?! No way.”

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

We are going to have a lovely weekend in your cabin... don't you think I'm worth the wait?

[Julia Montague ⟹ parody. @DrivenByScotch]

Noted.
It’s been a rough week, you know that I have very little self restraint at the moment.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

— task at hand.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Lilith was nothing if not an appreciator of women, and she couldn't help the way she basically when slack-jawed when her attention was drawn to the /very/ leggy blonde that crossed the room.

"Oh, wow. No wonder she's pissed," she whispered, forcing herself to go back to the —

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Theodore’s attention was pulled away from what he was doing for just a moment as the very tall, leggy blonde made her way through the hall towards the bathroom. He shifted over to Lilith and nudged her with his elbow as he laid another place card down.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

"We haven't put a hit on that man yet? She has more than enough money and the right people to carry it out."

Lilith sighed softly, starting to put all of the nameplates in their designated areas. "I'll make sure to unpack the jar of moonshine I smuggled over here for her."

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

“Well, she’s on the warpath today. Her knickers are well and truly in a twist.” Theodore wiggled his eyebrows at the blonde.

“He is here… Fitz that is, uninvited. Also, some very tall blonde who I’m unfamiliar with.”

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

— of Julia."

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Lilith tucked her phone away, making her way to the dining hall to help TJ with set up. There were employees specifically for such tasks, but they were all slack offs.

"Look, thank you for covering. I promise I will get that very expensive bottle of scotch for you, courtesy —

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

ʟɪʟɪᴛʜ ᴄʀᴀᴡꜰᴏʀᴅ

📱 The boss is going to have it sealed it shut if you’re not careful, you are lucky I covered for you earlier.

📱 Can’t imagine that will help with getting your transfer approved. 😂

📱 Thanks.

📲