thee Onion Knight

smoke ass, skate grass, I am a hollow shell, the crab's died, there's nothing left inside.

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

Here are all the cars I have yassified on GTA 5 so far, starting with my bikes:

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

you ain't sorry bout nothin you raggedy ass hoe

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@Voidther @Check_Later0 @TUbertaker bot

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@DrewTalbert Monster trucks, firearms, athletes, and not being able to calculate 20% hooyah

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@coldhealing I'm begging you to go outside, you do not know these people

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@iFunny I love you

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

This is it. I'm going to copy paste this to every single one of the internet haters I come across. This is my SVU intro. My Bee movie script.

[iFunny @iFunny]

I usually don't waste my time with bottom-feeders, but today’s the day, and you’re the lucky winner of my crashout.

You absolute waste of oxygen—do you even comprehend the concept of a job? Shocking as it might be for your two remaining brain cells, we actually have to advertise and market the app. Yes, I know—mind-blowing. If we don’t, guess what? We don't get paid, and we can't keep catering to sad, lonely, basement-dwelling trolls like you.

How exactly do you expect us to keep the lights on? By posting your pathetic, cringe-worthy memes and pandering to the hate-filled echo chamber you call a community? Wake up, genius. Advertising is the lifeblood of any business. But dealing with diaper-faced, mouth-breathing morons like you makes this job feel like a punishment from hell.

Every day, I have to log in and read the drivel you and your fellow dimwits type out, thinking you’ve cracked some corporate code. Congrats on your big brain moment, pointing out an ad like you're some kind of enlightened whistleblower. All you're doing is rallying a herd of brain-dead sheep to bleat in agreement.

“OMG, GUYS, LOOK! A COMPANY IS ADVERTISING! WOW, SUCH EXPOSURE! SO WOKE!”

Honestly, I pray every day that you and your kind will finally do the world a favor: deactivate the app, go outside, and experience something other than your own rancid farts. Maybe even—gasp—talk to a real human being. But hey, thanks for the laughs. Now, crawl back into whatever hole you came from.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

couple years ago I couldn't afford to think of getting anyone a graduation gift, so to be able to do something for my little sister feels like progress of some kind

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

just my bestie being the best DM ever

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

I would have had to ask "what are we" after this

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

absolutely not, there are professional cuddlers out there making money

[🇵🇪✊🏽 Isabella Scarlett 🏳️‍⚧️♿️ @IsabellaScar2]

“Get a job” and other unemployment “jokes”/insults are extremely ableist by the way.

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

I think some of you could use some book time for sho. If I caught myself typing out a thread 3 tweets long about one person who doesn't pay my bills, that's illness baby

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@TheChiropracti3 @godesteHQ I sleep fine, you're still wrong

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@Neilsing99 @TradWife2049 @KeebaFugu Did I strike a nerve? Seems like I did

[hot dam historian @hotdamhistorian]

maybe housing shouldn't be incentivised as an investment opportunity.

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@TheChiropracti3 @godesteHQ Irrelevant, I'm telling you what I think and you can take it or not lol

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@TheChiropracti3 @godesteHQ I think it's fine for people to share their human experiences when a mf ain't in their ear telling them everything needs to be private lol

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

@KeebaFugu bless

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

Me when any of the girls I follow on Twitter post a selfie because you guys are all so freaking pretty inside and out

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

"what about the NEWS?" most of you bitches spread misinformation anyway

[thee Onion Knight @SerDavos11]

I don't think I'd be too upset if the US banned Twitter and elon lost his investment