Fistbump4Science

hashtag reservist, creator of Hashtag Thursday @HTag_Thurs. LOTR HP funnies & sci-fi stuff. Foodie and cubicle monkey. Allergic to sports.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

@Ava_K_A Wow. Oh no you didn't!

[Dubzzz @Dubzzzinyaface]

He narrates sex with BOOM! POW! ZWAP! #BatmanDatingProblems

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems tired of his dates telling him that a rich, damaged genius that fights crime should be more like Iron Man.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems His GF just won't shut the f€¥% up about how great Ant-Man is.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems ears on the cowl bruise the insides of his GF's thighs.

[AtLeastImNotThatGuy @lstimnotthatguy]

His date told him he was the man she deserved, but not the one she needed right now. #BatmanDatingProblems #friendzoned

[ArseneLupin83 @Lupinfan83]

#BatmanDatingProblems Bane interrupted his date by breaking Batman's dick in half

[Dan Barry @thedanbarry]

#BatmanDatingProblems "I'd love to meet your parents!"
:Sobbing:

[ArseneLupin83 @Lupinfan83]

#BatmanDatingProblems dates get freaked out when they see his pubes are cut into the shape of a bat

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems his armor may be bullet proof, but his attitude isn't tequila proof.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems It's almost impossible to score a little weed for personal use with him around.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems there's only one seat in the Batmobile.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems The women he dates wish that he would speak up a little. His harsh whispers of "I'm Batman" grow tiresome.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems He has to wear the mask and cowl to bed to protect his secret identity.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems his girlfriends keep yammering on and on about how adorable, rich and charming that Bruce Wayne can be.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems threesomes with Robin are, generally, a deal breaker.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#BatmanDatingProblems the ladies just don't enjoy spending time in his "Bat-Man Cave."

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#IfEveryoneWasListeningIWould
Fart. Loudly and with the type of abandon usually found only in children and imbeciles.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#IfEveryoneWasListeningIWould defend the character Jar-Jar Binks & his importance to the Star Wars universe… then say "NOT" & laugh & laugh.

[Fistbump4Science @serfillippi]

#IfEveryoneWasListeningIWould re-assert my 10 reasons why The Hobbit is just as good as the LOTR. That's right, just as good, maybe better.