bucky: don’t do anything stupid while im gone
steve, a few weeks later: [shows up at a Nazi camp with zero back-up, nearly 2 ft taller and 150lbs heavier]
bucky:
[the winter soldier: court hearing]
judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
bucky: no
judge:
jury:
judge, whispering: what now?