Hot Chilli Summer

I had to boss up…. had no other choice

[Hot Chilli Summer @serial_banter]

At uni sitting at a table with all my shit on it

Cute girl: Hey (smiles nervously)

Me: Hi, oh sorry do you want a seat I can clear some space up?

Cute girl: Oh no I just wanted to tell you that you have toliet paper on your shoe

Me:

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Do you know what the Odyssey taught me “ Sometimes you need to go on a 10 year bender with the boys”

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Why has this geezer at work chosen to use the cubicle right next to me when there are another two free?

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Alright Im tweeting again about time to make my return

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Fuck it Europe next year

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@MrBeast Gets us in a challenge king !!

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How do you messages girls on instagram in a non creepy way ?

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2025 I’m backing tweeting hecticly the return will be unbelievable

[Simon Kaggwa Njala @SimonKaggwaNjal]

Ooops! This guy can crack your ribs. He’s such a hilarious being who earns from being himself. UAE’s top comedian Sandeep.

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@HerbGoddezz Q

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Was talking to a girl back and forth last night on hinge and told her come over. She hasn’t replied since maybe she broke her phone or something right?

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@Case___94 If you hate it so much just don’t watch simple

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How do people think it’s alright to leave shit stains in the toilet? What do you think the toilet brush is for ?

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

I think Joe Biden is proof to all Boomers how excited everyone would be if you just went ahead and retired.

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Imagine if you had to go for a press conference when you got sacked from your 9-5 office job

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Shit could people see what you liked on here before? Grim I’ve been on demon timing on here lately

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@rachxx97 When should I pick you up from the airport ?

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8 months before the first fellas wedding. So 8 months to start working on date.

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How do I get Fred again tickets ?

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Looks like an extremely quiet weekend coming in

[Hot Chilli Summer @serial_banter]

Pointless working these next couple of days.