Seriously Right

Constitutionalist. Satire, Parody, Sarcasm.

[Second Lady Usha Vance @SLOTUS]

Now that we know the political significance of my $8.75 coral maternity dress from Old Navy, can’t wait to hear what the New York Times has to say about my elastic-waistband pants and compression socks! In the meantime, enjoy my pregnancy fashion (or lack thereof) and a good story with your kids on Storytime with the Second Lady.

https://t.co/UmdeTtU60L

[Second Lady Usha Vance @SLOTUS]

And here’s the receipt!

[Seriously Right @Seriously_Right]

@CollinRugg Pastor is a liar.

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

This future nurse wanted to save lives.

That other nurse named Pretti wanted to save pedophiles.

They are not the same .

[Seriously Right @Seriously_Right]

@MarioNawfal @bennyjohnson Fuck Lebanese dipshits trying to insert themselves into American Culture.

[Seriously Right @Seriously_Right]

@MarioNawfal Alex Jones debates The Lollipop Guild

[Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 @rittenhouse2a]

The same people wanting to silence me are now begging me to comment.

My comment:

Communists are gay. And anti-2A people are gay.

Biden's failed open borders policies created this ENTIRE mess.

#ShallNotBeInfringed

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: I obtained Minnesota State Rep Brad Tabke’s anti-ICE training manual

Brad appears to be the leader of the Scott County, MN rapid response anti-ICE watch Signal chat group.

INSANITY

[Seriously Right @Seriously_Right]

Trump 2028

[🇺🇸Mighty Magnet🇺🇸 @TheMightyMagnet]

Answer: You are a lousy California House Representative who would make an even worse governor.

Stockton is one of the most dangerous cities in America, with some of the strictest gun laws.

What it lacks is accountability and proper law enforcement, thanks to poor state priorities and leadership.

That is on you. 🇺🇸✊

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

🇺🇸 America: Gang members drop mixtapes
🇸🇻 El Salvador: Gang members drop into CECOT megaprison

2024 gang homicides:
Stockton, CA → 54
El Salvador → 0

One country coddles criminals.
The other ended them.

Choose your policy.

[Seriously Right @Seriously_Right]

@HillaryClinton
@BillClinton
@ChelseaClinton
@ClintonGlobal
Oh, FUUUUCK!

[aka @akafaceUS]

🚨BREAKING: D.O.G.E. confirms that USAID gave Chelsea Clinton $82,000,000 through the “Clinton Global Initiative” 3 million of that was spent on her wedding and 11 million on a mansion.

[aka @akafaceUS]

🚨BREAKING: D.O.G.E. confirms that USAID gave Chelsea Clinton $82,000,000 through the “Clinton Global Initiative” 3 million of that was spent on her wedding and 11 million on a mansion.

[Angry American @Angry_American0]

@akafaceUS You mean the wedding that Ghislaine Maxwell was at, was paid by USAID.

[Seriously Right @Seriously_Right]

@EmmanuelMacron

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Brigitte Macron testifying like:

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Hide your wallets.

[Grace @GraceMainAcct]

@catturd2

[Seriously Right @Seriously_Right]

#Autopen

[Real John Roberts 🇺🇸 @JohnHRobertsJr]

I'm adding $50,000 for each additional person who is Arrested and Convicted for @bostonpolice Officer John O'Keefe's death.

Random example:
An ATF Agent committed the crime ($150,000) + BPD Officer and Spouse (2 x $50,000) + Nephew ($50,000) + Normal Mom ($50,000) = $350,000
FKR

[Real John Roberts 🇺🇸 @JohnHRobertsJr]

#TurtleBoy @DoctorTurtleboy
#karenreadretrial @BostonDefender
#JohnOKeefe @AlilawMotta
@BrotherCounsel
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