manuALE 🐝

Software Engineer at @inovexgmbh
apiarist and APIarist 🐝, bee(s|r)

Ich bin nicht dein Ernst.

[manuALE 🐝 @seriousManual]

@Immy_220 31, the dead people and the killer. Me and the rest bolted.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

This is supposed to be a heartwarming story, but it is actually a glimpse into a dystopia.

[Ryan Fleury @rfleury]

@sama “You have three wishes”
“Thanks Genie. Can you make it so I never have to speak to my children?”

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@Seraphinaf5 71

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Beekeeping

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@keypousttchi Dein lokaler Imker freut sich, die sind super für den Smoker!

[Andreas Hoffmann 🇪🇺🇩🇪 @AhCoacher]

Meine Güte, ich mag den Kerl 💚🌻

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@LockeUnd Name and shame

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The US is a 3rd world country

[Dr. Ashley | Panicked Foodie (she/her) @PanickedFoodie]

Fidelis: "We don't want to pay for this specialist care for this rare disease, because it's out of network and you don't have out of network benefits."

Me: "You want to send me that denial in writing, please?"

Fidelis: "Sure."

[Dr. Ashley | Panicked Foodie (she/her) @PanickedFoodie]

Fidelis: "We don't want to pay for this specialist care for this rare disease, because it's out of network and you don't have out of network benefits."

Me: "You want to send me that denial in writing, please?"

Fidelis: "Sure."

[manuALE 🐝 @seriousManual]

@benjamincrozat We have three kids (3/6/8) and I'm working from home for over 5 years now. The kids understand and respect the fact that I'm working and that I'll be available when I'm done.
Matter of communication I guess.

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every ORM

[tender @tenderizzation]

"introducing our new super easy to use DSL that is guaranteed to extract just as much performance out of the hardware without the headache of traditional lower level languages"

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@sudo_goreng we used php, if something crashed it worked again with the next request 😉

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@bodoramelow @thomann

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@SLNTPLNT that was sick.

thanks playing for us.

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@Dogwalker1961 1 Punkt (Eurocheque)

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 fire & ice

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@Datnerr @bikatr7 @theo yepp!

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@Datnerr @bikatr7 @theo not necessarily.

if you follow the Integration Operation Separation Principle, breaking the apart certain pieces on well defined places makes understanding, maintenance and comprehension far easier in the long run.

even if a component is only used at one place.

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@ImSh4yy can you add a webhook feature that calls registered endpoints whenever the year changes?
makes cache invalidation very reliable.