𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢

Second Team All-Vibes

[PancreasNoWork @PancreasNo]

Heavy is the hand that cranks the hog

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

@BarstoolBigCat Prime time feels like a bad time to break out the experimental tricycle forkless fork lift I agree

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it would seem that the value of the raw chicken comes from its potential. a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

[yelling to you over Kid Rock’s halftime performance at the Super Bowl in Jerusalem] “this is exactly what Charlie Kirk would’ve wanted”

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Hitting my plug up for the Poop Grenade

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

pirate’s tan (where your dick skin is half shade darker than the regular skin)

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

weaponized incontinence

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

Geriatric Jones

[cory @coolmathgame_]

wife: please just don’t say anything stupid

me: ok

[later at dinner with her coworkers]

me after a lull in the conversation: roosters lowkey be waking up early as hell lol

them: what

me: i said roosters be waking up early

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

To be a fly on the wall watching Leo brainstorm some early concepts for that Gilbert Grape voice…

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

Bruce Wayne risked revealing his secret identity because villains needed to see that Batman had big juicy lips

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

no masculine way to say ‘crisps’

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

bro last night was far-fetched

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

My Strange Addiction: Ur Mom

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

Robert Griffin the Turd

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

bro last night was barely perceptible

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

Jerry Jones in his Joe Biden era

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

a chiropractor in scrubs is stolen valor

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

@JimmyKempski This is a preposterous distance for two grown men to be sitting during a face to face conversation. Knees practically touching. Unbelievable. Not to mention Jerry looks like Emperor Palpatine after being electrocuted. A truly unhinged video all around.

[𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚢 @serotonin_guy]

need me a rich hoe, a Baezos if you will