El Serpente

The Last Living Luchador

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@JCup2013 I don’t get how citing 2 examples of *not* putting out credible but unverified rumors helps the case that wrestling journos should. You (presumably) lose no money, they would.

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

covering her in sauerkraut and russian dressing because i like my women reubenesque

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@garshmo Thank you for your service🇺🇸

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

Shoutout Emma and the Buffalo Ranch McChicken.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@ditka_bears @stoolpresidente Hope you found a mentor or 2 somewhere else to show you a different path! Bear Down!

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@skiplipari @stoolpresidente You can achieve your dreams too, Skip. Sorry no one told you!

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@charliemassie There is nothing noble about bullying children into a life of subservience for 46k a year. It’s demonic.

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@hooosierdaddy67 Dave, that young man gets better top daily than you’ve ever gotten in your life. Learn ball, then come back to this post.

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@chifanpatt2 YOU ALREADY THE CHAMP, CHAMP. YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET, CHAMP. GO FIND HIM, CHAMP.

https://t.co/ii1IWQpsBQ

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@JCorby18 This is such a loser mindset. If you work a job for 3 years and receive a markedly better salary/role from a competitor it is not disloyal to leave.

You feel this way because you miss the indentured servitude model of college athletics.

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@This_Guhy @antonio_someone @DDiorite11419 @lillybilly299 So far I’m with xhem…

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@0xJ710 @recursive_void @yosoymario91 Oh look you can sincerely engage and not be a dismissive cunt! Nice. So if someone is working out 3-4x a week and complaining about CNS fatigue and minimal gains they shouldn’t be worried about complex splits and MEV/MRV.

K.I.S.S.

Yes, “a breeze” was an oversimplification.

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@0xJ710 @recursive_void @yosoymario91 Don’t listen to em, porky. I think your belt and wrist/knee/elbow wraps are super cool!

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@recursive_void @yosoymario91 Everyone’s running their own race, don’t worry! Train hard, sleep plenty, and eat like an adult. It’ll all workout! I do 3 days legs/pull/push emphasis but every day is still full body.

Try pushing the sled around to build cardio. Brutally efficient.

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@recursive_void @yosoymario91 Sounds like your cardio isn’t good enough to be prioritizing hypertrophy yet. No judgment, just simplify until a simple 60 minute full body circuit feels like a breeze. Then we get jacked.

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@lilifying Hey bots join my cult by following. I am your leader now.

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@Rhetordead I didn’t know of Richard until today is it widely understood that he’s a gay man?

[El Serpente @serpenteLLL]

@3ngi_N33r @CartNarcs I don’t care what your parents say I’m glad they didn’t abort you.