Serpentes

Family - Bristol City F.C. - Ashton Gate - Bristol - England

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

MASSIVE WIN!!!!!!!

🤝 | @fever_uk

[Avon and Somerset Police @ASPolice]

We are appealing for help us identify the man in this image in relation to enquiries into an incident where counterfeit money was used in a purchase.

Fake £20 notes were used to buy a laptop from a property in Downend on Wednesday 21 January.

Read more https://t.co/XiYeGGD4ny

[Serpentes @serpentes80]

@BristolCity

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

YOU BEAUTYYYYYYYY! 🤩

@fever_uk | 🤝

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Britain has a Russia problem. And his name is Nigel Farage.

Today, Ofcom finally banned RT. 8 long years after Russia illegally invaded Crimea.

But this is their man. RT - whose editor described it as a "weapon" of the Russian state - is what made Farage into who is today.
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[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

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[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

An impressive opening day win. 🔥

🤝 @fever_uk

[Serpentes @serpentes80]

@AndyHayward9 @AFCTotton After a short stint at her majesty's pleasure!

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

New MP earnings data proves what it is really all about for Nigel Farage.

His TEN additional jobs have earned him £977,000 since the election.

Nearly a million in just under a year.

Only an utter mug would buy anything that prick sells.

[Section 82 @Section_82]

Please help make Thursday night a success, on and off the pitch!

By reading the below. And, just as importantly, sharing it!

Thank you 🟥

[Serpentes @serpentes80]

@BristolCitySLO Thanks

[Serpentes @serpentes80]

@BristolCitySLO I've emailed twice but no response...am I able to move mine and my son's season ticket seats to the Lansdown stand for the Watford game so we can sit with a group sitting in seats as part of the City Supporters Trust fans of the future? Thanks

[Serpentes @serpentes80]

@playersessionHQ please can you advise where my order is? Ordered on 18th November and emailed on 25th. Still no response, despite paying £5.99 for 24 hour delivery!

[Serpentes @serpentes80]

Super proud of Jack after three years playing for @MangoJFC

[Bristol City FC Academy @BristolCityAcad]

Welcome to our latest Academy signing Jack! 👋🔴

[Gloucestershire Cricket @Gloscricket]

𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒.

𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒!!!!!!!!!!!!

💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

WHAT A WIN!!! 🙌

[Serpentes @serpentes80]

@jamw77 Already done my bit 🔴

[BBC Sport Bristol @bbcbristolsport]

🔊 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍! West Ham v Bristol City.

🎙️ Tommy Conway's goal at the London Stadium - as described by Ed Hadwin & Gary Owers @BBCRB @BristolCity @tommyconway__