serpentdude_🐍

Man that has no idea what to do with his life. Also, likes snakes.

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

Thank you for calling. Please press #1 for English, #2 for Spanish, or #3 for Armenian.

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

“A lesbian”

BANG BANG BANG

“A bar”

BANG BANG BANG

“A mask”

BANG BANG BANG

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

Would crack IMMEDIATELY

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

@SonRebell

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

Ooh. This one hurts.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Dolly Parton has passed away at the age of 80

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Dolly Parton has passed away at the age of 80

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

I was thinking about the Sopranos and it made me realize that Americans also have their version of “Eskimos have 400 words for snow”. Except for us it’s 400 different racial slurs for black people.

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

@Intrepid_Tautog Hey I have that commander deck! So I’ll just post four cards I added to the base precon.

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

@TrueSlazac Why does he look like Nikocado Avocado before he got fat in that photo?

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

@anyaxmar Someone link the Bosnia and Herzegovina tweet, I haven’t seen it.

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

Wait I didn't know old movies did this type of shit. This is hilarious.

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

@equine__dentist Isn’t that how Elvis died?

[Project Liberal @ProjectLiberal]

Claim yours if you earned it

[Moviewise @MrMoviewise]

“The guy next to me looks like Robert De Niro”

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

Boy these #Lanterns previews are getting worse and worse

[Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey]

To celebrate America's 250th birthday, I created a limited-edition collectible ring engraved with Per Ardua Ad Astra—"Through adversity, to the stars." 

Each collector's box is personally hand-signed by me at https://t.co/n5V9MDIe2i

Very limited quantities available for 3 weeks only. Once it's gone, it's gone. - KS

[berk @ nyff @BrianBerkman]

Got no canes sorry brotha

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

@AnimeSerbia Someone explain why family guy/southpark/American dad is significantly more enjoyable in a hotel room.

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

Twelve dollars??

[Ken Davis @KenDavi66334773]

Now that is a tough decision

[serpentdude_🐍 @serpentineprod1]

@coL_Amazonian Glad to see nothings changed in the last ten years.