rebecca cooper

Tarot reading housewife minister? Holey, Inked and Holy? Frump and bump?

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

Weird that I can't tag @Wendys but, here is the burger I received next to the receipt for the burger ordered. Notice a difference?

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@JSJohnstonauthr Ebooks and audio books. I can hoard them like a dragon hoards gold without fear of them getting physically damaged.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

I just want @neilhimself to turn me into one of his Gods. Is that too much?

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@Wendys Sent. You guys are normally always on point, so it was a genuine surprise!

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@Wendys imagine my surprise when I got half way through my southwest avocado salad and realized there's NO AVOCADO!

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Apparently a lot of bosses need to hear this:

If you're giving out a 5% annual raise right now, you're giving out a pay cut.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@Stonekettle My husband did this some years back. He regrets it.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@frankiecooks Have you ever considered taking Struggle Meals to the food deserts to highlight the food insecurity of impoverished people who use SNAP?

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@IlaBWilliams1 @Stonekettle Yes, he is, but his home state government has censured and condemned his actions in speaking out against Trump.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@Ask_Spectrum So you can't even answer a simple yes or no question that should be publicly available knowledge? Not even a link or a quote? Useless.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@Ask_Spectrum Can you tell me why my personal information is being sold to third party vendors? I just got a call from some asshat claiming to be one of YOUR reps asking me password hint questions. Explain!

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@Ask_Spectrum Why do you need my account information to tell me why a third party vendor is contacting me? It should be public information. Do you sell customer's info or not? Because if not, you've got a data breech that needs to be public.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@Ask_Spectrum After swearing at people and sitting on hold for fifteen minutes, I discovered that it was NOT a spectrum rep. It was a third party vendor who apparently got my info from you guys. Why are you selling my info?

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@Ask_Spectrum been on hold ten minutes. Still cursing at your automated harpy. Not losing steam, either. I hate you.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@andrewhussie Is there a way I can get your permission to use Homestuck characters on my daughter's birthday cake? I work for a grocer and they require permission in writing before I can create it.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@McDonalds just sat in a drive thru for ten minutes waiting to be served only for them to tell me it was cash only. Why didn't I get that before I waited all the time?

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

So, Karen came in today and was upset that our return policy was not listed on the back of her receipt the way it was at @BestBuy . Apparently this is bad business. I work in a liquor store!

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@postsecret I wouldn't say that it's fat shaming, but I do find it interesting that it seems to be directly contrary to previous findings that children born to mother's with larger or even fatty hips have higher iq.

[rebecca cooper @serpntene]

@terrycrews Can you settle an argument between me and my daughter? What do you think of Ingrid Michaelson's Girls Chase Boys?