Sam (assistant to Thomas)

College Educated | Musician | Personal Assistant to an asshole named Thomas

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@ZachAbramowitz Most buyers don’t know what they even are truly evaluating let alone which tool would be better 2-3yrs down the line. Spending an additional 3 months “trialing” other providers is just a checklist item and brings no substantive value to the evaluation.

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@BusterScher The seller should have waited for the next RRAuction or Movie Prop Auction

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@sindap Some of my personal favorites

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@TheSalonDon At the very least, the onlyfans girl has capitalistic tendencies

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

Does anyone have a good slur for the mopeds that blow red lights?

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

I raise you the lighting bolt plate

[sentient @NEVERLOGGINGOUT]

Pulling up with this

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

In order to be successful in politics you simultaneously have to make enough money to show your competence while not making too much and creating speculation of malfeasance.

[Phil Kennedy @PhillipAKennedy]

Dying at 71 with just a $1.5M net worth (despite a $174k+ salary, no wife, and no kids) is all the confirmation you need that this guy had no business making decisions for the rest of us.

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

Finally a lesbian running for office! 🏳️‍🌈✊

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

Former Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino launched a committee to explore a 2028 presidential run, NewsNation has confirmed. Bovino, who retired in March after nearly 30 years, was the face of the Trump administration's illegal immigration crackdown. He tells NewsNation he will move forward with a formal campaign "if it all comes together."
More: https://t.co/Yh5VyQHTjW

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

What happened to all the people that were getting rich with “pOlYmaRket bOtS”

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

The monetary impact that this tweet can have in a normal persons life outweighs most high school math classes

[Tanning Salon Don @TheSalonDon]

This is how you negotiate with every race of landlord

Jews
Things can get nasty but it’s part of their sport. You will never offend them to where they won’t work with you. Will constantly “kill the deal” for a few dollars then come back.

Chinese
Need to be very careful. If you say one thing offensive they will not work with you even if you are the best deal

Indian
Only reply to one in every two emails. They will try to brute force you into a deal by spamming

Hispanic
Need to brute force them. You can get great deals by spamming them since others don’t follow-up. They check email once per week

White
Extreme yappers. These guys act like they want to become best friends with you and golf buddies. You can use it against them by saying things like “I view you as a mentor”

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@SinaHartung Scott Galloway bought a chunk of it during the bankruptcy sell off

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@raichutokenized I directly compete against IAM in the contract management space, in the last 3-6 months I have seen a massive amount of customer go to them. That said they do aggressively discount but they are still capturing large amount of revenue in comparison to what their envelopes cost.

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@UrbanCourtyard Living in downtown Dayton for a period of my life, I often caught myself believing I was living in an abandoned movie set

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

Which one of you sick fucks bid $1250 off rip

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

Dad’s platinum card will be put to good use today

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

Dad’s platinum card will be put to good use today

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@KobeissiLetter Then in a year we will see cases about stores denying a customer from using the bill

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

Where the Pledge of Allegiance was written is now home to a gay nightclub, a CrossFit gym, and medical offices

[JT @jiratickets]

does anyone have any more examples of this

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@stoolpresidente @kikimomocigars “Not a cigar guy” has his profile image of him smoking a cigar.

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@ChrisCamillo How do you factor in the cost delta? I a 3x-4x weekly consumer switched to the wraps ~$12 from the ~$17 bowl I was getting?

[Sam (assistant to Thomas) @servantbitchboy]

@Punk4725 @Ledger There was a pretty large hack a few years ago, if you have a ledger from back then that’s how they got it