server diaries

No, the customer isn't always right!

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

Despite all the bad days and mean people, I still believe in good days and kind people. Plus, there are always dogs.

[ThatUmbrellaGuy @ThatUmbrella]

"No matter what happens I did get here and I did tell the truth."

Johnny Depp

[servers at heart @waitresslife]

5 servers on tonight with only 18 tables to seat. Please tell me why we can’t call 1-2 people off??? That’s not even a 4 table section for some and 4 of those are 2-top tables and 4 more are only 3 top tables. Please make it make sense?????

[Rachel Mihich @remihich]

Repeat after me:
Just because a table is empty, doesn't mean it's available.
@bitchywaiter

[tommyrulznyc @tommyrulznyc]

@LeavittAlone @daveweigel Love her take on dying 🤗https://t.co/OwH90YcFo5

[Mike Jones @nuttyskadork]

Sending love to servers and bartenders who are going to take the blunt of complaints and have to serve 18 drinks per person at last call on NYE. But the government doesn’t care about them.....

[Roxanne Meeks☘ @RoxanneMeeks6]

#ovenandtap

[Chris Martenson @chrismartenson]

I am wondering here on Thanksgiving day...how many introverts told their extended families they were unvaccinated (whether they were or not) to be uninvited from the big family gathering?

[Shit Chefs Say @ShitChefsSay]

Happy Thanksgiving Chefs!! Don’t work too hard!! #ThingsOnlychefsknow

[The Angry Chick ♥️ @LeAngryChick]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends and followers! I hope everyone who had to work today/work Black Friday has a safe and asshole free day

[server diaries @server_diaries]

@RealRadio921 Coffee

[TheVagitarian @The_Vagitarian]

Don't move tables at a restaurant. Leave them. You don't like THAT big top already prepared? You want to move these tables around at the other side of the store? Now you want to bitch they're wobbly and uneven? From being moved around, fuckface. Get the fuck out. #serverlife

[#fuckpolicebrutality ✊🏽 @minitrashpanda]

To the guy who has me sneak a double shot of Jack into his coffee while his wife was in the bathroom, I salute you. #serverlife

[Workers Anonymous Confessions 🤫 @workandcomms]

Anyone else ever been guilty of this? 🙋

#Waiters #ServerLife #LastOrders

[The Angsty Bartender @angstybartender]

Not sure who needs to hear this but it’s a lot of you: tearing up your copy of the credit card receipt into a million little pieces for me to pick up literally prevents NOTHING. If I really wanted to do something shady with it, I can easily print another one. #serverlife

[Luke @1ntoxicologist]

The upside to annoying guests who come in with a Groupon: you’ll never see or deal with them again. They ONLY came in because they had a Groupon.

#Bye #serverpoblems

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

"You are not lazy, unmotivated, or stuck. After years of living in survival mode, you are exhausted. There’s a difference." ~Nakeia Homer