Service Bitch

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

Just sat down to have lunch and I heard my server say "86 ice and forks"

....what?

[Server Problems @Server__Probs]

This is the worst experience you've had here? I don't care. #serverproblems

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

@1bitchywaitress LA has amazing mexican food! Pinks Hotdogs is amazing as well!

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

@1bitchywaitress its amazing here youll love it!!!!

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

@1bitchywaitress what part are you going to!!

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

So. Many. Doubles. Fuckin valentines day/presidents day/4 day weekend.

[Becca Schlumbohm @b_schlum]

Kinda wanna be slammed, kinda wanna be dead. #waitressprobs

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

11 hours later, I can say I made it... But just barely.

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

Just had a table say "I know what valentines day is like, I work retail."

Uhhhhhh, NO.

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

Me when this horrific fucking weekend is over. #serverproblems http://t.co/km9tOlYXfW

[Bae Area Scien-Tits @BayAreaPsyNTist]

Happy Money Making Day, servers! May your tips be big, management be tolerable, and guests be delightful 😁❤️ #serverproblems #ValentinesDay

[Catarina Whiteside @catarina_said]

@bitchywaiter @1bitchywaitress This is why I drink. It's 730. #fml #valentines #killme

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

Ugh. It's here. 😳

[Service Bitch @ServerDoll]

My fucking feet hurt, and it's not even Saturday.

This blows. #serverproblems

[servers at heart @waitresslife]

To all the love birds dining out for Valentine's Day

[Sarcastic Brunette @Snarky_Southern]

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

"Fuck that, it's not my side work!"

[Rebekah @bekaaahhhann]

When you didn't know the dishwashers mopped and you walk on the floor. @TipOrGoHome #Giannas #ServerLife https://t.co/dwBgZBzJPp