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@MattsterT3 @Toyota Their rights aren't removed. They still have the right to be idiots, we really don't care. Why would we cave to the demands of one state when 49 others are just fine with everything?

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@emr04 @Toyota @GM @FiatChrysler_NA Nope, we got plenty of brand loyal customers who see the silliness in the Emissions standards of one of the most heavily polluted states in the U.S.

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@ProudLibPat @Toyota Yes yes, lets hamstring the power and utility of our vehicles to conform to the emissions standards of one of the most polluted states in the U.S. 😐

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@Jenn_Again_ @Toyota @ToyotaSoCal Not succumbing to the tyrannical floundering of a state government. Tell them to stop hampering the free market and things will fall into place.

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@CleanAirMoms @Toyota @GM @FiatChrysler_NA @realDonaldTrump @EPAAWheeler Meh, we don't care, really. One state lost is nothing to worldwide automakers.

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@intelliot @Toyota @FIATUSA @Chrysler We couldn't have said it better, @ZombieRedd 😊

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@pduetswithBabs @Toyota @Honda @CAgovernor Hey, no problem. Have fun driving shitty cars!

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@cliffy_95 @Tesco Hi Ziggy! They pretty much do whatever the fuck they want. Thanks!

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@ReallyAutistic @Tesco We're sorry you don't love pets. Why don't you buy some fireworks to spice up their lives?

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@davedisasterman @educationgovuk @GavinWilliamson @TheSun Sorry you don't like children enough to buy a bit of shopping 😭

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@xolaurab @Tesco Sorry for running out of Petrol, guess we'll go fuck ourselves 😭😭😭

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@AnatolaInns @PaddyMcGuinness We'll take 'Shit that never happened' for £500, Alex.

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@jay_going_grey @asda @Tesco Oh god, not another poor person boycotting us! Nooooooooo!!!!

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@CeeRav @Tesco Thanks for buying us some freddos, Chloe.

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@EldertonJaime @IAmZak Get the fuck away from our twirls. 😠

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@BenCrick Hi Ben, we'll just be honest with you: It's the penis.

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@Amyd_5 @Tesco Hi Amy! We are sorry you don't know how to read, please ask an associate next time so that you don't fuck your next shopping up too. 😊

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@ChrisChatfield @GemmaScougal @Tesco @HughFW Sorry for wanting to keep things fresh. Guess we'll just go fuck ourselves.

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@IceInTheDevil It took you 3 minutes to pop a few ps into a machine? You know our associates are trained to help those with stunted mental capacity, right?

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@TanyaWright20 Or just, you know, look at the label, maybe?