Sophie Sticht

im not viping so im definitely not hyping

[Sophie Sticht @sesticht]

one of boys fatal flaws is curating their dating profiles to look cool to other men when they are looking for a woman. no, u posing with a gun is not gonna snag me.

[Sophie Sticht @sesticht]

watching a show without subtitles for the first time in 5 years. im not sure if i’m capable of processing sound.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Cancelling art from the early 1900s for not accurately depicting capitalists from the 2020s

[cal? @cal_gif]

the bird flu? uh yea I sure hope it did

[Sophie Sticht @sesticht]

ok so what i don’t ask people to clarify and smile and laugh when i can’t hear them. the moment’s gone please let it go in peace. i’m not boutta embarrass both of us by the lack of my hearing and your mumbling...

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I may not be doing well mentally, but physically? Even worse, baby

[molls @Mollysuth10]

It’s 10 o’clock at night and I decided the best decision I can make for my life at the moment is to drink a large redbull slush which honestly isn’t even that bad considering the fact that I could be doing cocaine

[Sophie Sticht @sesticht]

breaking news: covid did not originate from China but a McDonald’s playplace circa 2007

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We’re pleased to announce the 2021 Twilight Concert Series Lineup!

8/19 - David Archuleta
8/26 - The Osmonds but not Donny
9/2 - David Archuleta again
9/18 - The East High School Madrigals
9/24 - David Archuleta one more time

[adam @brokeangeI]

trying to avoid a panic attack by simply not thinking

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

“omg you’re so confident, how??!!” sounds a lot like “ur kinda ugly to me...” 😭😭

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Being an armadillo seems nice. If you’re nervous or scared you can just @

[blake @blakeslun]

tried to get my vaccine this morning but my arms were too big for the needle and kept breaking it 🤦🏽‍♂️....the nurse was like “wow these are the biggest arms we’ve ever seen and we just had Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson in here last week”...guess i gotta take it easy in the gym 😂

[molls @Mollysuth10]

new toothbrush & new toothpaste... feeling quite luxurious

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We’re making a new reservoir for people not hot enough to get invited to Lake Powell

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Birthrates Continue To Plunge Despite Wide Pool Of Available Men Who Are Good At Both Video Games And Quoting Star Wars https://t.co/2SOxuLWFyl

[Blam @versacedolphy]

instagram says i “liked” ur post, but i loved it. i love u. let's kiss