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twitter, where a bot-first cesspool props up valuation metrics. behold, overlord jack.

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“Sorry, we were otherly occupied reinventing the acceptability standards for global human interaction.” $TWTR🤡 #socialNobility

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@TwitterEng 🤡s. that’s all I can muster.

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Social nobility.

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Social nobility. 🤡

[Engineering @Engineering]

We’re starting with a set of words we want to move away from using in favor of more inclusive language, such as:

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All users please add “Tweets aren’t mine” disclaimer to your profile page. Thanks.

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Yet another one of the great inequities in our world is children growing up in abusive home environments.

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One of the great inequities in our world is children growing up in single parent households.

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Once restricted to “cultural studies” journals, the language of dominance and oppression is colonizing the hard sciences. Dissenters are often censored or punished. cc: ⁦@ericweinstein⁩ https://t.co/aAVsRMpUAS

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Return of the SPAC.

Fine timing. https://t.co/3iGNDIshxs

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10. Find 1 new hobby and make time for it every week.

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If I were graduating high school today I would:

1. Live with parents. Pay rent or own tasks around the home.

2. Enroll for general studies courses at a community college or trade school.

3. Master 1 web language with free online learning (HTML, CSS, Javascript, Python, etc.).

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7. Meet and have fun with as many friends as possible every week.

8. Exercise 5 days a week for 60 minutes.

9. Identify 3 people I look up to and invite them to coffee or a $ZOOM mtg and ask them to mentor me (either spiritually, personally, professionally whatever fits them).

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Pre-revenue ideas are brewing in this covid winter. Get stoked about the opportunity horizon.

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If you’re brave enough to preface “zen” on any menu item it better be 💯.

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Today I heard the first mayor reference the protests in the U.S. as part and parcel of the viral “second wave” in major cities. About time, mate. Doing better than 19k of your peer collegues.

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🇺🇸

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Kardashian-only M&A environment post-covid to date. 😷

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virus cases are spiking because of mass protest gatherings. this was the most obvious result according to the science.

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this will be as neat as the other guys. the shareholders value censorship. $FB