Seth Grossman

writer, filmmaker, journalist

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@LADWP Thank you @LADWP - power still out but estimated back at 11 am.

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@ladwp any update on Lookout Mountain power outage?

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@elonmusk The bird is actually Friedman but changed its name to Freed to avoid attacks on this platform.

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Alex Jones live jury verdict is some dank ass schadenfreude.

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@TravisTParker I do!

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Today’s nightlight technology is so advanced it’s indistinguishable from magic. My toddler has photorealistic nebulae projected on his ceiling, spinning & changing color as it lulls him to sleep. I’m gonna blaze one & lie on his floor & listen to Pink Floyd on my earbuds.

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@TravisTParker @redbaronpizza There goes my vegan street cred.

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@marcmaron Every time you go to the grocery store and do a quadratic equation you’re doing ALGEBRA

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@jeremynewberger Ogre from revenge of the nerds

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@AmyKinLA @rickhasen How quickly we forget how much that Army of the Dead montage sucked.

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How quickly we forget how much that Army of the Dead montage sucked.

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@TravisTParker Go tit.

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@marcorubio Focus on the daylight Marco. Work to your strengths. Ensure your legacy. Laser focus on the fucking daylight my dawg.

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Welcome back, nuclear annihilation nightmares!

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@SenWhitehouse Yes. Get this done Sen Whitehorse and unite the country. Prove politicians can do something. This is a lay-up.

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@alecgrossman @jh_swanson Good ol’ Transnistria?

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On the other hand, now you can stay at the 5-star Winter Palace Hotel in Moscow for US$3.12 a night.

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That was a pretty sweet week in late February after the Covid anxiety faded before the nuclear annihilation anxiety started. Thanks for that, Soros!

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@abrahamjoseph @amyschumer obviously

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I’m watching this new avant-garde show where a newborn baby cries all night. It’s black and white, one uncut overhead camera angle, and truly awful. And yet I’m staying up all night binging it. Highly not recommended!