Seth Keatley

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@rauchg Close proximity is the only thing that make groups effective apparently. Garbage take

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@theo Matlab

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@PhillyInquirer This will surely make the City of Philadelphia a more attractive place to work for candidates, especially when competing for talent with the private sector! Absolutely no way this could possibly backfire! /s

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@Blarfk @DekeMSWP @phillyindiefan @QuickEdgeBets @NBCPhiladelphia We need to get kids back in coal mines because that ‘s how it used to be! These kids today are soft! /s

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Don’t call yourself a football fan if you prefer Tony Romo over SpongeBob and Patrick 😤

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ABC/ESPN should never be allowed to broadcast playoff games again

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What kind of psychopath would order a burger from IHOP?

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@reddit_lies @OldMemeClown So having you come into the office is the only reason they’re not outsourcing your job?

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@Benjjjyy @DayvidPlaysGame “Good artists borrow, great artists steal.” - Pablo Picasso

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@TheKateRooney @kron4news Gotta love how they picked the most soulless bar in Philly

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@JimmyDiResta any word on Making Fun season 2?

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@Ya_Boy_King Bruh I’ve been thinking a lot about Chief Keef recently 🤔

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Closets By Design implies the existence of Closets by Accident

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Credit scores may be the dumbest thing ever invented. “Oh you paid off your student loans? Great job, here’s a congratulatory 15 points off of your TransUnion score for not being in debt anymore” 🙄

[Seth Keatley @sethkeatley]

We’ve been spending all this time asking “Scooby Doo, where are you?” but did we ever bother to ask, “Scooby Doo HOW are you?”

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What’s the over/under on the Hallmark Channel coming out with a movie called “A COVID Christmas” this year?

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@AveryKeatley It does

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@prsguitars your website is down

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The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party!
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[Seth Keatley @sethkeatley]

Every time I floss