Alex King

They got chicken in Philly?

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

what ramifications will the diarrhea parasite have on the remainder hoagiefest

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@UzziEL900417841 @maniaUFO The port side nav light from the other boat that’s directly next to him on his ECDS

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

Sorry that’s only 3 bullet points. Unable to follow simple instructions. Do not retain.

[Real Jake Logan @jakelogan]

Dear US government workers,

Last week, I worked 63 hours.
I drove 2600 miles.
I delivered 130,000 gallons of fuel.
See how easy that was?

Sincerely,
Jake Logan
American trucker
@DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump

[DC Fire and EMS Department @dcfireems]

We’d like to thank the captains & crew of @citycruises National Elite & Inner Harbor Spirit for their swift response & continued support on the river during our operations. The vessels have served as a command post & rest area for “River branch” and staging for all water assets

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@unBAILevable Welcome to Spooky Island

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@colliemogs In a heartbeat

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

Santa is about to be the next CEO on the list if he continues to passively allow the persistent workplace bullying and harassment against Rudolph by the other reindeer.

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

Hear me out. Live-action remake of Shrek, starring Shaq and Gronk. Give me Shraq and Gronkey

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@netflix please send me a survey tomorrow re: live events

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

Saquon is your custom madden player that has 99 everything stats

[Elisa🇨🇻🦅 @Mochadelphia]

I just said “go birds” to a man wearing an Eagles jersey and he didn’t say it back and I feel like I was shot in the heart by my brethren.

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@EITMonline the ford ranger gets S DONE Eliott!

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

iOS 18 blew up my spot on this one 😬😬😬

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

Imagine if the calculator app had a recent history function? Bro I’d be embarrassed.

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@Mochadelphia I’ll take Cody Parkey back in a minute

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

GOD F damnit

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@BerryBe28435718 @Houndful @Soulful1865 He’s an idiot. But if someone were sitting in their car, almost like the first guy to get hit (looks like he was just getting in or out of it) they could “claim” injuries from that. But that’d also be insurance fraud if they used that incident to treat a pre existing injury.

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@Soulful1865 Bro caused more damage than the truck is worth

[Alex King @Ya_Boy_King]

@pussyspank @007Catalyst @realbadvibe @GunloverClub1 I think he meant it like popped him, dropped him, then went inside and put the groceries away like nothing happened