regular sized rudy

i think there’s a rock in my shoe

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

she actin obtuse on my rubber goose til that green moose shoots guava juice

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

Logging into cbs voting as jimmy fallon to vote for Christian #survivor50

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

Christian when he sees jimmy Fallon at the live reunion #survivor50

[caitlin @caitmckillop]

raspberry cold foam 😭😭 tell me you don’t know your source material without telling me you don’t know your source material

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

@marystanne Mitch: I’m thinking I need to make a move soon

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

#survivor50
Ozzy: throws out his back in the first challenge
Colby: deaf in one ear
Christian: shits his pants
Coach: cramping up in the middle of the ocean and boated back to camp
Mike white: “skill issue nerds, ever heard of locking tf in?”

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

All the Stranger Things finale reveals to me is that Alex Hirsch did in four years and two seasons what the Duffer Brothers could not in nine years and five seasons

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

every time I hit the bar w the homies my Bitmoji gotta be doing some dumb shit on the snap map busting outta buckets of fries and shit like girl u are on THIN ICE

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

@TheZackPerez legend has it he’s still just waiting for the right time

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

that snake said “u think it’s funny to steal people’s left shoes, how about I steal ur left FOOT” #survivor49

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

I told yall it was coming

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

Charli xcx squad from 360 mv should fight Taylor swifts bad blood girl gang to the death

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

asking the Wawa employees if they have any more hashbrowns coming out is a humiliation ritual

[natasha @tashteshtish]

i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock

[jackǐe @runandstumble]

i only threw this nathan 4 u

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

Phillys hottest club is exit 7s on the ac expressway

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

ever since I was a little girl I’ve always known that when I grew up I wanted to listen to the 2016 xxl freshman class cypher with my friends while pregaming

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

@heydter seleners PORCH

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

“load this in 4k”
“this image is clearer than my vision, load it in 4k”
“load this image in 4k immediately”

Actually how about I load bullets into a gun instead

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

My requests for the next season of the traitors:
-Vanessa (bb17) (faithful)
-Ronald (jury duty) (traitor)
- cgi Scrappy doo (The Scooby-Doo movie) (new Alan)

[regular sized rudy @unBAILevable]

@blamethesolomon DONT HURT EM NOW!!