Seth Banks

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[Elsa @elsathora]

Okay I’m going to say something controversial

In N Out was average

[Caт 🐝 @CatShoshanna]

Worlds first palestinian kangaroo

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

HORNS DOWN SAY IT BACK

[KC NoDak Brim 🇺🇸 @brim006]

As soon as they’re shaking hands and exchanging names, immediately wipe his memory clean.

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Me:

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

I still can’t believe that dorkus wrote an entire Reddit manifesto like he was going to really kill President Trump and his entire cabinet on live television and go out in a blaze of glory only to trip and fall, get stripped down, hog tied, and called a faggot online

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

My flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me. It's never worked but that's my technique

[LayoffHedge @LayoffAI]

We present to you: the H-1B visa explorer.

Every filing. Every county. Filter by zip to zoom into the heat map over 11 fiscal years.

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[Troy Frasier AKA Revived Studios @RevivedThoughts]

The amount of self-hate Americans have towards their own history is truly unreal.

They defeated slavery by fighting against their own family.
They shut Europe out of the western hemisphere so that nations wouldn't live under colonization forever.
They had the ability to stay out of world war 1 but they went and died to help Europeans.
They had the ultimate power in the nuclear bomb. They also had access to all of Europe's colonies that were in shambles. But instead they promoted freedom. They rebuilt Japan and Germany after defeating them in war. They stood down the Soviet Union, even as the world jeered them.
They sent soldiers to places like Vietnam and Afghanistan that died TRYING to create a better world (even if you disagree with those wars, the intentions were fairly good)
And they sent more missionaries to the world than maybe any other country in history. Translated more Bibles into indigenous languages than any other country in history. Ran bigger charities than any other country in history. Created more Christian resources than any other country in history.

Whether it was stopping the Dutch from reconquering Indonesia to the Berlin Airlift to giving Cuba its freedom in the Spanish-American war to saving China from the Japanese America has at least ATTEMPTED to do good with its power.

Yes yes, America has problems. People are imperfect. But goodness gracious does the world have a lot to be grateful for in America. And when we could have taken SO much from the world we have often chosen not to. Rome, Britain, Mongols, Assyrians, Soviets, Chinese, no other group has ever shown the restraint America has consistently shown with such vast power at its fingertips.

We didn't even get into the GIGANTIC technological advances, consumer advances, convenient lifestyle changes America has pioneered. From electricity to space to the light bulb to the smart phone to many cures in medicine and agriculture to the airplane the world has been enormously blessed by America.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

Didn’t get Arkansas in the 2nd round

[Institute for the Study of War @TheStudyofWar]

NEW | Special Report: The war in Iran is currently in a phase in which the military trajectory is relatively positive: the United States is steadily destroying Iran’s ability to use its most essential tool in the war — drone and missile attacks — which in turn underpin the entire Iranian strategy.

Iran has still done some damage to US forces, and it is still firing drones and missiles, though the overall attack rate is slowly decreasing. These attacks still pale in comparison to the major attacks Iran sought to conduct in an existential war and have caused neither operationally significant damage nor widespread casualties.

The US-Israeli combined force will need time to achieve its military objectives and prevent Iran from inflicting further political and economic pain upon the United States and its allies in the region, but the campaign remains incomplete, and it is too soon to forecast its outcome. Declaring it an operational failure is unquestionably premature.

[Katy @KatyKatt77]

I know I’m gonna get hate for this… but I think the ducks in jeeps thing is stupid

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Another form of mental illness is you waking up to set camera, going back to bed and acting like you just woke up.

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Gotta imagine it’s an easy +5 velo when you are toeing the rubber with this amount of face diesel

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

“I’m not tryna get drafted”

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

How all US soldiers feel knowing it’s their turn now

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Milennials (noun):

A legendary tribe of 30-40 years old who look 25 but feel 65 who fueled by iced coffee, nostalgia, and mild panic

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

British comedian Pat Smith brilliantly points out the hypocrisy surrounding the subject of mass migration in the UK.