morgen

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Guys is it rlly the Chinese middle finger or was that also a lie

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@JohnMcCloy RIP legend

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful

[zade @tyl0saur]

every year a taylor swift album comes out and she goes roses are red grass is green i love travis and my haters are mean and her fans go Omgggggg the lyricism

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I don’t have anything to add to the covid conversation except this is my favorite image from the era

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

[freia @freialobo]

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

[salvi @yassambassador]

carrie absolutely deserves someone who shares her excitement

[orb 🧭 @orb_net]

Orbama: Let me be sphere

[charlie @chunkbardey]

one of the human pleasures is to become disgusting and then get cleaned up

[The Respectful Liberal @norm_follower]

I don’t really like the song I’ve Got a Feeling by Black Eyed Peas but I just like the part where they say Mazel tov

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i am done drinking alcohol. if i ever drink again it will only be because i want to or feel like it

[alexis ⁶³ @sgtqeppers]

we’re so sorry… uncle albert…

[peter lane @peterlanee]

Goodbye Skype, you will be missed. In case you guys didn’t know, Paul McCartney soundtracked a couple of valentine’s day ‘Mojis’ back in 2016! There’s a cool video on youtube of him recording them. Here’s what they all sounded like:

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

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