Seth Lawrence

aspiring comedian, aspiring writer, aspiring good person

[Seth Lawrence @sethtlawrence]

I find many vocal conservatives to be ignorant and many vocal liberals to be insufferable.

[Seth Lawrence @sethtlawrence]

Nothing more American than to have a non-American start the America Party.

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Way to go @BYUfootball!!

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This country is hilarious.

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@BrycenBeck Yeah…that’s not bad. Still like finger armpit better.

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My youngest just called that part of the body where your fingers meet around the palm, the “finger armpit.”

I challenge you to find a better name for that body part.

And happy Halloween

[Seth Lawrence @sethtlawrence]

Seems like @TonyHinchcliffe made the joke heard round the world.

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https://t.co/PJnAKSYbyq

Just FYI, you don’t need to bring your best 3 minutes.

[Seth Lawrence @sethtlawrence]

@CooneyOrDie It’s spelled Isis.

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@CooneyOrDie At least you found the prescription.

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Time for the Dump in Pants jokes to fly

[Republicans @Republicans]

Trump Vance 2024! 🇺🇸

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Time for the Harry Balls jokes to fly.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am proud to announce that I've asked @Tim_Walz to be my running mate.

As a governor, a coach, a teacher, and a veteran, he's delivered for working families like his.

It's great to have him on the team.

Now let’s get to work. Join us:
https://t.co/W4AE2WlMTj

[Seth Lawrence @sethtlawrence]

@BrendanSchaub @KamalaHarris In fact, if you don’t have anything else going on. I’ve got 2 shows this week:

1. https://t.co/05pJpDCYlN

2. https://t.co/OJFhpgDnHj

[Seth Lawrence @sethtlawrence]

@KamalaHarris is the @BrendanSchaub of politics.

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@BrendanSchaub @KamalaHarris Figured I would since you’re stepping back, Bapa. One gringo for another.

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I would also vote for a @Sen_JoeManchin @NikkiHaley ticket.

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Kudos to @JoeBiden for stepping out of the election on #NationalIceCreamDay. I think we all know how he will celebrate his decision.

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I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m writing in @MittRomney for #47 #Election2024

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@AliceRHamilton I’m just glad that I finally know what to think about this whole thing now that Amy Schumer has voiced her thoughts.

[Seth Lawrence @sethtlawrence]

@CooneyOrDie If anything changed you, it’d be that show at Flappers.