Seth Starks

Always the Als-mate, never the Al

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Americans just spent $38b on ONE Mother’s Day…surely we expand to 12 or 24 Mother’s Days

[Josh Peterson @joshtweeterson]

lmao

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This will solve all my problems!

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[Seth Starks @setstarks]

At the airport today I avoided revolving doors in favor of traditional doors because of traffic in the revolving doors. A pilot behind did the same and between doors he said “Im scared of revolving doors” and I said “Im scared of flying so I think we both have irrational fears.”

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

When I am CFB Commissioner any brand paying to move rivalry games to neutral fields will be banned from the country

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

Middle child always gon get the middle child treatment lol

[Michael Mockler @esquiremichael1]

Sportsbooks lamenting the enshittification of sports

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

That F1 race this morning gave me an idea of what it might be like to watch cricket.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

No Money Trees, No M.A.A.D City, No Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe, No Backseat Freestyle

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

[pri @44srep_]

scrolled past it and then it just clicked fuck thats my team now

[SkersNews🌽🇺🇸🔴⚪️ @SkersNews]

Iowa can't beat Nebraska. They just wait for Nebraska to beat Nebraska. Same story every year.

[Amen’s Liquor Store @AmensLiquor]

The entire state of Nebraska when a bubble screen goes for positive yardage

[Kieran @carebearkieran]

I watched a grown man say he poisoned century old trees and willingly accepted his prison sentence for it because he “had too much bama” in him.

College Football by a mile.

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

The curse continues.

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

I actually kinda like him refusing to acknowledge it. It’s almost like the Michael Keaton TLC bit from ‘The Other Guys’ but a bit more sinister