Lauren👣

Grooving. Probably having a moral crisis. (she/her)

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

When the unit price difference between the two packages is more than 100%, it’s frankly irresponsible NOT to get the value sized sour gummy worms.

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

@alysringleap @AndreaG114 Of course!

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

Falling in love with gymnastics in 2012 set me up for unrealistic expectations for the rest of time. 2025 and I'm still like "what do you mean someone's *only* doing a DTY?"

[Alessandro @_alessandrosola]

2012 Jesolo - USA Vault rotation

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

@alysringleap @AndreaG114 Compare with Musta on her pak. Toes are together because they're sickled, but her legs are actually soft, which you can tell because there's leg separation throughout the whole line

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

@alysringleap @AndreaG114 One way to tell is to look at her upper legs. Inner thighs are together (+ legs straight), but if she were to point her feet without sickling, they wouldn't be close to touching.

You're right that some gymnasts do it to get away with loose legs. Bross just isn't one of them!

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

Legitimately just "oooooooh"-ed out loud in the airport at these

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

@cranberrycurd Oh? I assumed it was every time he went up and competed without meeting regulations

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

I’m too lazy to do the math. How much did Fred’s fragile masculinity cost him in the end?

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

Saying that there is a theme/story to one’s floor routine does not automatically make it “artistic” and defeats the purpose of the increased emphasis on artistry. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

@lenibriscoe The fact that this is an individual worlds matters a lot for this argument. Hez is inconsistent, but there's no team medal at risk if she drops the ball

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

@sharpwinlove23 Hi! I understand you're well-intentioned and offering up a genuine reaction. But it's not real news, so even though you mean well, having it posted is spreading misinformation. Might be a good idea to delete this tweet!

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

Really think it would be best for her to take the silver medal she's lucky to have and quietly hide for the next 10 years, hoping that maybe by then people will remember her only for the medal and not her awful politics

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

Coming out of my twitter hibernation to say that if Skinner has to resort to OAN to get a statement published, she already lost

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Nick @NickZararis]

Ilona Maher

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

@HIHOblake Name-dropping Adeem the Artist here. I have neglected to follow up on their music on my own, but I saw them open for The Mountain Goats and they were phenomenal. Had the room in silence

[katya @EhresmanKatya]

Don't forget to leave milk & cookies out for him tonight.

[SΞAN @Seanlofficial]

Me: I hate country music.

Chappell Roan ‘She gets the Job Done’

Me:

[jas @lessbienism]

i was born in the right generation i love misandry and chappell roan singing about strapping someone down

https://t.co/HU72SKjaEw

[Lauren👣 @sette_reset]

@hankgreen I TRUSTED YOU