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One Husband. One Wife. One Argument. YOU decide!

[BPA First Novel Award @bluepencilaward]

It is one of those days without edges. #BPAfavouritelines

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

So...she knows what you’re thinking? That would be very bad for me... #inlawthoughtpolice #marriage #cleanthoughts

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Jesus. Everyone knows you throw clean laundry on the bed.
#temperpedicdresser #laundry #partnership

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Well one thing I know for sure is your sister’s handwriting is better than yours. #everythingineedtoknowilearnedinkindergarten
#copingstrategies #RelationshipGoals

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

5 words - ‘I recorded you last night.’ #surveillance
#marriage #RelationshipGoals

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Deny him sex. Tell him to masturbate to the fact that he’s right all the time, cause that must feel so good.
#sexlessmarriage #marriagetips #chifringe2018

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

That’s a Housewife of Beverly Hills apology - it’s not really an apology if you say, ‘I’m sorry you feel that way.’ Divorce him. #groundsfordivorce #marriagetips #RelationshipGoals

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

@RyanKateRose @CallMeMissAmy @ChicagoFringe Fantastic! We look forward to your vote!

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

@CallMeMissAmy @ChicagoFringe Thank you so much for coming and telling us how we should live our life! Every vote counts.

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

STT on Chicago's very own @WGNNews! Thanks for the votes!
#ChiFringe2018 #marriageadvice #comedy
https://t.co/2HMU4y2KQZ

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Settle This Thing won the Audience Pick Award at the preview party last night! Thanks @ChicagoFringe for the love!
#ChiFringe2018 #chicagocomedy
#marriage

[Chicago Fringe @ChicagoFringe]

Fringe Digest | Friday, August 31 - https://t.co/pqGy7EFVla

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Thanks for the mention @chicagoreader!
get tix: https://t.co/wqkFmTlnl8
https://t.co/DXHrWIdeim
#chifringe2018 #chifringe2018 #marriage

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Honest mistake.

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

#1. Stop watching porn together.  
#2. Watch TV separately. We each have our own TV room. Mine is in the living room and his is at his parents' place.
#ChicagoComedyGuide
#ChiFringe2018 #sahm #sahd
https://t.co/ITqWJnzLcG

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Hey Chicago, https://t.co/fipjeVo18o says Settle This Thing is "ALWAYS HILARIOUS!"
Come See Settle This Thing @ChicagoFringe Aug31- Sept 3.
Go to https://t.co/wqkFmTlnl8 for info and tix! #fringechicago #chifringe2018 #chicagocomedy #realtionshiptips
https://t.co/qBqZo4VnEy

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

#ParentingIn5WordsOrLess

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Thanks @bazecraze! 'Tremendous' fun according to the quote.
#ChiFringe2018

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

@ZachRunsChicago Hello! We're doing a show in the Chicago Fringe Festival - we'd LOVE you to review it! Let us know if you have desire/time and we'll get you comps. We can send you a press release too if you want. Thank you!!

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Vote live and in person @ChicagoFringe
Get tickets at https://t.co/wqkFmTlnl8
#chicagocomedy #decidehowweshouldlive

[bick/antzis @settlethisthing]

Some couples like to have separate beds and separate closets or separate sinks in the bathroom. We say go all the way to save your marriage and get separate houses.
#marriagetips #RelationshipGoals #saveyourself