Maumau

Quem gosta de solo é minhoca

[JUJU ⸆⸉ @swiftrivalry]

simu liu i apologize i was NOT familiar with your game

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

Elle Fanning’s ass is ruining my life

[dyldo 🦤 @srawaityai]

she looks like a yassified philomena cunk

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[۟ @ST4RV3S]

white people be like: i installed a rape mod

[turbomander @turbomander]

okay while i do agree that there’s no reason to mocap a cube by putting famous actor jack quaid into the contraption have you considered how happy he looks to be in the contraption. look at him man he’s so cheesed to be there like idk let him have this one he’s earned it

[Alex Hochuli 🧉🎙️🤯📉 @Alex__1789]

The Fujimoris are an evil political family. A fact completely unrelated to President Keiko Fujimori's right-hand man having a hook for a hand. That's just stuff from movies.

[David @dqveed]

She was 17, a perfectly acceptable age to not know any philosophers but a very impressive age to embarrass a 31 year old with his own bullshit.

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

white people walk around ass out holding a dildo around their parents

[𝐕 @tuitesfelizess]

galera do twitter eh tipo:
-oi bom dia tudo bem como vc ta ?

ai gente kkkk lovebombing dos grandes aqui

[a-u-ê @cantodabaleia]

olhar o q tem dentro do armário do banheiro da casa dos outros

[André @foxinhow]

ta caro viver sozinho? óbvio

mas pqp o fdp compra

>pão de viado
>nutella
>1 litro de porra

vsfd né cara

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

They forgot to give him aura but I’m still instalocking

[c: @IC11O1]

i'm reminded of this tumblr post... it makes me emotional every time

[Britte.🧋Evelyn Tucci Sends Her Regards @ThatBritte]

We've all been robbed by not getting a Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves sequel. Or ten sequels.

[Morpheus @Morpheus156]

I have a friend from DR who told me ppl legit hate this guy in that country just bcus of this video and the damage it did to their pr lmfao

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

in high school when my parents found out i smoked weed my dad was very angry and my mom said to him “well, he does skateboard”

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[rocko @f_rockin]

sigma lucas having his son eat blaster on screen vs. chud filoni inventing star wars time travel to keep his oc alive